~or~ The Magic (Wand) Keeps on Happening This is a rather short review, I’ve included the link to the Original Magic Wand below. When I got this toy: Holy crap, you guys. Holy crap. Could the Magic Wand get any better? That’s what I asked myself when I was offered the opportunity to review the rechargeable Magic Wand. […]
REVIEW: KIKI by PICOBONG
On Her Back presents: Kiki the Unimpressive by Picobong First Impression: Well isn’t that the cutest thing EVER! A mini Gigi, something my vagina has yet to try. Then: omg if I’m not careful I’m not going to be able to retrieve this after vaginal use. Although it’s primary use is as an external vibrator, I couldn’t […]
REVIEW: ROCKBOX FINGER THRUSTING VIBRATOR
On Her Back presents: The Fail of a Toy I Promised You First Impressions: EDIT: Since publication, the Thrusting Finger has been discontinued—thank God. Instead, try the Lovehoney Thruster or any of the toys in the Fun Factory Stronic line like the Stronic G, Sundaze, or the Stronic Real. Oh-my-God. This toy shouldn’t be on […]
REVIEW: FLORA
Good Vibrations sent me the Flora to review a long, long time ago. I kept putting it off for various reasons but the most relevant to this review was that it is so underwhelming. I mean, this thing is minuscule (says my gaping vagina). It didn’t do it at all for me, although I suppose […]
REVIEW: 21 DIAMOND VIBRATOR
~or~ This diamond ain’t my best friend So this is a review I wanted to get out of the way once and for all (emphasis on the “once”). The 21 Diamond Vibrator is not a sex toy I’ll be using again. Aesthetically it’s pleasing, but that’s the only pleasing thing about the 21 Diamond “Here’s a […]
REVIEW: BLUE MOTION by OhMiBod
I had this fantasy, one that I realized could come true with the Blue Motion. I wanted to wear the vibe in public, with the “one size fits some” thong. I’d be in the theater, watching a movie (Hunger Games anyone?) while they were outside, sitting down waiting for me outside but also controlling my […]
REVIEW: TANGO by WE-VIBE
~or~ Watch it Rumble! Wow. Just.Wow. I’d nearly given up on bullet vibes because the only ones I had tried were the annoying, buzzy ones that came with the Cadet or the Mini Rippler. But the Tango is a new bullet sex toy all together. For one thing, it rumbles, no “buzzy” nonsense that my my […]
REVIEW: POWER PLAY DUAL BLISS
~or~ It Rumbles…Is That Enough? I don’t have much experience with rabbit sex toys, the only rabbit toy before this was the Oh! Rabbit, though I went on to review several others. This toy didn’t sit well with me. It wasn’t bad per se, it was just wasn’t the right fit for my body. That being said, […]
REVIEW: IROHA MINAMO
Fucking the Iroha Minamo was like fucking a pillow. Except that pillow was in me. Which was… Comfortable. That’s the best way to describe the feeling of the toy. It’s slim, not nearly as slim as Iroha Mikazuki but still slim enough that it didn’t do a very good job of getting me off. However, the […]
REVIEW: OOH! G-SPOT VIBRATOR
Edit: Since I wrote this in 2014 things have changed and this toy is (thankfully) out of production. Instead, this. Lovehoney sent me the Ooooh! G-Spot Vibrator in exchange for an honest review. Overall quality: Poor. Sound: Loud as fuck. Aesthetics: It looks a bit funky (but how much that matters depends on you), and […]