My body did it. It found a way to make me hate it even more. Following me, you’ll have heard mention of vaginal and vulvar pain I experience with intercourse.
VALM 12 Inch Triple Density Dildo Review: A Beautiful Beast That Defied My Ambition
Discover the craftsmanship behind the VALM 12-inch Triple-Density Silicone Dildo — a stunning, body-safe work of art that’s as bold as it is beautiful. Made from premium medical-grade silicone with a lifelike feel, this dildo is more collectible sculpture than bedroom accessory.
KBboy Silicone BDSM Muzzle with Lock Review: Uncomfortable, as I Wanted It to Be
Honest, detailed, and unapologetically sex-positive — this review of the KBboy Silicone BDSM Muzzle with Lock explores how discomfort becomes desire. From its silicone texture to the locking restraint that silences you completely, this is an in-depth look at what it’s like to wear, trust, and surrender inside one of the most intense bondage hoods available.
MysteryVibe Crescendo 2 — Flock To The Magnificant Pelvic Floor Health
Discover the MysteryVibe Crescendo 2—a luxurious, fully customizable vibrator that bends like fingers and adapts to every curve. Six powerful motors, app control, and endless possibilities for personalized pleasure.
Dildos or Dicks, What Wins? 8 Excellent Arguments for Both
Torn on dildos vs. dicks? Browse my reviews to find the toy that works best for your body—because the real winner is always the one that gives you pleasure
Ultimate, Powerful Womanizer Comparison – Pro40, Premium Monroe, and Enhance
Comparing the Womanizer Premium, Pro40, and Marilyn Monroe Special Edition: which clitoral suction toy is worth your money? An in-depth review of features, power, price, and pleasure.
Triple Threat: A Review of the Fun Factory Miss Bi, Ryder, and Bootie Fem
Enormous Pleasure in Small, Colorful Packages If there’s one brand that consistently delivers high-quality, body-safe, delightfully cheeky toys, it’s Fun Factory. Fun Factory is known for bold colors and ergonomic designs. They have that unmistakably German blend of function and flair. Their toys feel engineered for pleasure—and built to last. Three Toys Today! Recently, I’ve […]
The Terrific We-Vibe Jive 2 and We-Vibe Wand 2 Review: One Meh, One Rocked My World
We also tested it on a long car ride. I was the passenger, and by the time we hit the highway, my thighs were clenched and trembling. The toy stayed in place and felt terrific, and my partner (again on the app) slowly teased me into orgasm while I sat in the seat, half-laughing, half-silent moaning, my whole body flushed with heat. I
YoYoLemon G-Spot Tongue Vibrator Review: Accessibility For A Dumb Cunt
Introduction: The YoYoLemon G-Spot Tongue Vibrator YoYoLemon G Spot Tongue Vibrator is the topic of today’s post! I’ve reviewed for YoYoLemon a few times and am always so excited to choose the fucking weirdest thing I can find. At the time YoYoLemon reached out to me for this review, I was going through trauma. I’d […]
Loyal Companion to Oral: Ovation Rave & Strawberry Emojibator
When Good Vibrations sent me the Ovation Rave and the Strawberry Emojibator, I was genuinely excited. I love testing sex toys that lean into fun, creative aesthetics, mainly when gifts from a trusted retailer like Good Vibes are given. Both toys are playful in design and full of personality, and they gave me that initial […]
Womanizer Wave Review – Big Ideas, Tiny Performance, Sad Wank
The Womanizer Wave combines a handheld shower with clitoral stimulation but falls short in performance. Its three water-jet settings are too weak to provide real pleasure or orgasms. Without Womanizer’s signature technology and multiple intensities, it feels more like a gimmick than a sex toy. For effective stimulation, stick with proven Womanizer models like the Next or Premium.