Here’s why the Stronic series is so special to me. I’m going to start off this review of the Stronic G Pulsator II by telling you a little bit about me and my connection with the Stronic series. Must warn you, shit’s gonna get deep, peeps. Real deep. In 2014 my Grammy was in hospice […]
REVIEW: Volta
So, here’s the deal with Fun Factory I’ve been reviewing for Fun Factory for about four years now, and although I haven’t loved all their products, I can vouch for the quality of their toys; likewise for the Volta. Fun Factory creates the weirdest toys, like the Pulsators (vag cam on this one. NSFW). The […]
REVIEW: Ooh Vibrator Kit
First Impressions of the Ooh Vibrator motor and attachments: This is my first review in months and I’m so excited to start once again with toys from Good Vibrations. Good Vibes gave me my first toy and they will forever hold a special place in my…vagina. I’ve had great experiences with Good Vibrations’ toys and […]
REVIEW: Minna Kgoal
The Game You Play with Your Vag I have a habit of reviewing weird-ass toys becuase I love to experience unusual sensations, in the hope that you, as a result, will also be able to. The Minna kGoal is one of those weird toys that some people may shy away from. At first glance: whaa–? But once […]
REVIEW: Supersex G-Spot Vibrator
~or~ Supersex G-Spot Vibrator Rox My Sox Lovehoney is by far my favorite sex toy shop ever and OH MY GOD they sent me moar toys. I’ve reviewed the Tracey Cox Supersex Rabbit toy already in black, my favorite sex toy color, and this hit the spot, just like the rabbit counterpart did. The Tracey Cox Supersex Rabbit […]
Twist and Shout with the Rave by We-Vibe Review
Introduction The Rave by We-Vibe is one ugly ass toy. It reminds me of the mutants from The Hills Have Eyes, so not an attractive quality in a toy. I loved the purple shade it came in, but that didn’t make up the design. I cannot figure out how the Rave by We-Vibe is […]
REVIEW: Mona
Allow me to begin with the Mona by Lelo… You’ve probably heard my fellow bloggers sing praise to the Lelo Mona; this reviewer is no exception. I was surprised, actually, by how much this toy kicked ass. I expected something good, considering how much I’ve heard about this toy, but I wasn’t expecting it to be fucking good. I […]
REVIEW: Motorhead Ace of Spades Vibrator
Allow me to talk about the Motorhead Ace of Spades Vibrator… Every so often a toy comes along that surprises me. The Motörhead Ace of Spades 7 Function Power Classic Vibrator from Lovehoney is that toy. From a toy that inexpensive I expected a nice little massage on my clit but OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, […]
REVIEW: Amorino
~Or~ Ah, so that’s what it’s like to be covered in my girly-juice Let’s get started with the Fun Factory Amorino I’m going to start off by exploring with you my first thought before using the Fun Factory Amorino. When I first saw it in Good Vibes I couldn’t imagine it feeling good at all, […]
REVIEW: Lover’s Wand
~or~ Yes, please; More please She’s back! Guess who has the first review in a long time for you? (I do, in case there was any question about it.) Today I’ll be bringing out a review of Cal Exotic Novelties sex toy “Lover’s Wand.” You know how I love my Tango, and my (Hitachi) Magic Wand and–you […]









