Fucking the Iroha Minamo was like fucking a pillow. Except that pillow was in me. Which was… Comfortable. That’s the best way to describe the feeling of the toy. It’s slim, not nearly as slim as Iroha Mikazuki but still slim enough that it didn’t do a very good job of getting me off. However, the […]
REVIEW: OOH! G-SPOT VIBRATOR
Edit: Since I wrote this in 2014 things have changed and this toy is (thankfully) out of production. Instead, this. Lovehoney sent me the Ooooh! G-Spot Vibrator in exchange for an honest review. Overall quality: Poor. Sound: Loud as fuck. Aesthetics: It looks a bit funky (but how much that matters depends on you), and […]
REVIEW: THE ORIGINAL MAGIC WAND
Note: Since publication, the Magic Wand now has a rechargeable option that you can find here and read my review while you’re at it. My first experience with the Magic Wand formerly known as the Hitachi was about a year ago. I’d never owned it or used it, I had only seen it in pictures […]
REVIEW: COMET II
~or~ Great Story, Man, Tell Me More! The Comet was provided to me by Good Vibrations in exchange for an honest review. Honestly? At first this toy scared me. But keep reading, it gets better, I promise. The first time I took the Comet for a test-drive it got stuck behind my pubic bone. No […]
REVIEW: PRINCESSA
~or~ I didn’t know I was ticklish there Let’s play a game! Name body parts that are ticklish. Armpits? Yep. Neck? Too true. Vulva! Wait, vulva? I had no clue that vulva stimulation (more specific inner labia) could make me giggle and squirm. But Princessa did it. The little feelers of this alien toy, when […]
REVIEW: SQWEEL GO
https://shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=335823&u=952991&m=36326&urllink=www%2Elovehoney%2Ecom%2Fsex%2Dtoys%2Fvibrators%2Fclitoral%2Dvibrators%2Fp%2Fsqweel%2Dgo%2Drechargeable%2Doral%2Dsex%2Dsimulator%2Fa27037g46092%2Ehtml&afftrack=.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=1346345&wgprogramid=265115&wgtarget=https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/vibrators/clitoral-vibrators/p/sqweel-2-oral-sex-simulator/a24042g35446.html”>EDIT: It’s been about 7 years since I wrote this review. In this time, the Sqweel has changed. The links below will take you to the Sqweel 2, the most updated version of the Sqweel. Lovehoney was kind enough to send me the https://shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=335823&u=952991&m=36326&urllink=www%2Elovehoney%2Ecom%2Fsex%2Dtoys%2Fvibrators%2Fclitoral%2Dvibrators%2Fp%2Fsqweel%2Dgo%2Drechargeable%2Doral%2Dsex%2Dsimulator%2Fa27037g46092%2Ehtml&afftrack=.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=1346345&wgprogramid=265115&wgtarget=https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/vibrators/clitoral-vibrators/p/sqweel-2-oral-sex-simulator/a24042g35446.html”>Sqweel USB Oral Sex Stimulator. The toy is rechargeable via USB, which […]
Sex Toy Review: Stronic Eins
~or~ And so begins my journey… A few days ago I purchased the Stronic Eins. It’s a toy like none other. Instead of vibration it thrusts. There are ten different patterns to choose from ranging from slow thrusts to thrusts so fast it almost vibrates. That being said, it is still very, very different from […]