On Her Back presents another installment of her “Unusual Sex Toy” series with: Scorn the Wyvern with Cumtube by Bad Dragon This review is a long time coming and well overdo, considering how much I loved this product and want to share it with you guys. Ever since the Fleshlight Zombie dildo I realized that […]
REVIEW: (THOR’S) HAMMER DILDO
On Her Back presents: The Thundering Thor’s “Super Hung Hero Hammer” I expected a bit more “bang!” than what Doc Johnson’s The Hammer gave me but it was still pretty hot, being fucked by a powerful and mythical instrument. While it’s nothing compared to the Hulk’s Penis or Vixen’s Maverick it’s still somewhat filling. Ever since the […]
REVIEW: FLESHLIGHT ZOMBIE DILDO
Initial thoughts: Oh my god. First off, how is that going to fit in me? And all the texture, this is either going to be a hit or a miss. I wrote my thesis on zombie apocalypse literature so zombie’s hold a dear spot in my heart (and now in my vagina…) so when I […]
Guest Reviewer: Omni Lust, on The Siren by Pleasure Works
When I first posted Jessica’s review I didn’t mention her name–Jessica Rabbit–or her blog http://www.omnilust.com, both of which are pretty cool. Without further ado (and some credit!) I give you Jessica from Omni Lust! I love winning things… especially sex toys! I was excited to win a spot as the guest reviewer at On Her Back. My […]
REVIEW: FLORA
Good Vibrations sent me the Flora to review a long, long time ago. I kept putting it off for various reasons but the most relevant to this review was that it is so underwhelming. I mean, this thing is minuscule (says my gaping vagina). It didn’t do it at all for me, although I suppose […]
REVIEW: RHINO by TRAZ
I was sooo excited when Traz contacted me to review their new products: the Rhino sleeves. I don’t have a penis to play with but I sure did have a shitton of underwhelming vibes/dildos that needed some help so I happily obliged. With or without a real dick to play with, you’ll find a use […]
REVIEW: GREEDY GIRL RABBIT VIBRATOR
~or~ Yes, please This 50 Shades Greedy Girl Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator is just as fucking awesome (except a little more) as the Oooh Rabbit Vibrator Lovehoney sent me when I first started reviewing for them. Although this Rabbit vibe doesn’t do a fun, twirly dance (dear lord–for the life of me I cannot spell the word that describes […]
REVIEW: Divine Interventions, or, A Cautionary Tail
So, a few weeks ago I contacted Divine Interventions to request a review copy of one of their toy, either the Jackhammer Jesus or God’s Immaculate Rod to use in my upcoming “Unusual Sex Toys” series. The owner was kind enough to send me one of each of those toys. Here’s where things start to […]
REVIEW: CRACKERS by BAD DRAGON
~or~ My First Dragon Dick! Never before have I experience a cock as large as Crackers’ the Bad Dragon dildo. When I was corresponding with the Bad Dragon rep he advised me to go with a “small” rather than a “mini” Dragon because my body can learn to accommodate the small where I may outgrow the […]
REVIEW: MINI RIPPLER
My reaction? 8/10 for size, depth and texture Fucking nothing for that bullet I used to think I was not a fan texture. That was, until I tried the Mini Rippler. I’m no size queen, as you’ve heard me say before, but I thought I would be disappointed with the size difference between the Mini […]




