Rating: 4/5 Overall quality: Wonderful Sound: That’s a stupid thing to ask. It’s a non-vibrating dildo. GOSH. Aesthetics: Looks freakishly like a real, uncircumcised penis. Delivers what’s promised: Sure it does. It’s important to note that because it’s squishy it’s not going to feel as large as the more solid silicone dildos. tl;d(wanna)r? Vixskin Mustang […]
REVIEW: LOVEHONEY GLASS DILDO
~or~ So, that’s what glass feels like inside of me! Edit: Since I reviewed this toy almost 7 years ago, things have changed. Now, this toy is no longer in production but you can buy a similar glass dildo here. The Lovehoney Ribbed Sensual Glass Dildo is the first glass toy to grace my nether […]
REVIEW: BULLSEYE
Bullseye by Pleasure Works may be the first toy that has really hit my g-spot in the perfect place. Usually, in order to feel it I need the g-spot toy to be dramatically curved or I need to use a scooping motion. Not with Bullseye. All I had to do was thrust and it hit the […]
REVIEW: CAPTAIN
Wow. So, turns out 1 7/8” is actually pretty girthy. I decided to go to Good Vibrations (the folks who sent me this beauty in exchange for an honest review) to touch the Captain to see what I was getting into. Oh boy. After not having had sex with a real penis for over […]
REVIEW: GALAXY G
~or~ My first toy for review EVER So, that was pretty cool. I honestly did not expect that to go so well. My vulva is not at all new to sex toys but I am new to creating a sex toy review, so it’s especially relieving that this went so well. The Galaxy G is […]