~Or~ What what, in the butt Note: Since publication, Good Vibes has stopped carrying Sliquid H2O. Let me begin: August was anal month, a theme started by Good Vibrations that made me excited to stick things in my ass. I’ve never tried silicone lube before because most of my toys are silicone, so I jumped up […]
Review: Dracula Dildo
~or~ This Vampire still likes me even though I don’t have a period Let Me Start Out by Saying: The Dracula dildo wasn’t something special to me, sure it’s a vampire dick, which makes it ultra-cool; and sure, the dildo is bright-fucking-red, a color that is not found very often but for a good reason: it made it look like […]
Review: Tantus Purr (I Wasn’t Purring)
How it all started: You have no idea how excited I was when Tantus sent me a little bundle of toys. Since I first started reviewing, a year and a few months ago, I had my sights set on Tantus. Other reviewers raved about them and I knew I would need to jump on board with […]
REVIEW: FUN FACTORY BBALLS
~or~ Am I Taking a Dump? Shimmy to the right, shimmy to the left, a workout in my ass. When I got this toy:After first using the B-balls by Fun Factory, sent to me by Lovehoney, I was confused about their intended purpose. It was a butt plug that doubled as anal beads–VERY big anal […]
Vamp Dildo Review by Tantus
Review of the Vamp dildo by Tantus.
REVIEW: BOSS by FUN FACTORY
~or~ Ow, Take that Out! I went through serious withdraw from Good Vibes when the affiliate manager went away on vacation to a sex convention I could never afford to attend. However, when I received the Boss in the mail from Fun Factory I panicked; did someone get my address? I didn’t know who had sent this […]
REVIEW: SATISFY ME DILDO
~or~ Fuck you, anorgasmia ~or~ The sex toy that gave me hope First Impression: Lovehoney sent me the perfect sex toy for my frustrating anorgasmia “flare-up” without realizing it, for which I am truly grateful. I’ve found that the only thing that will satisfy me sexually, even without a resulting orgasm, is g-spot stimulation without vibrations. […]
REVIEW: SILVARUS INDIE WOOD DILDO
This is going to be a long post but bare with me, it’s well worth it. To make it easier for you to follow I’ve separated the review into a few categories: The Good; The Bad; The Boring Stuff; Who would like this; TL;DR; and the process. I’m writing this review for you so I […]
REVIEW: TONGUETACLE by PRIMAL HARDWERE
On Her Back presents another installment of “Unusual Sex Toys” Featuring: The Hentai Tonguetacle by Primal Hardwere Ready for a new kind of oral experience? Now you can lick all the parts of yourself you could never reach! (Brutus tends to fall off the couch when he does it) Inspired by those hentai movies we all love, and […]
REVIEW: VIXSKIN MAVERICK
On Her Back Presents: The Vixen Creations Vixskin Maverick Initial thoughts on the Vixskin Maverick: As with all my other large toys I thought, “Ow!” just by looking at it and it was the same going in. It felt like I was tearing. Whether because I was not aroused enough this last time makes sense […]




