On Her Back presents another installment of her “Unusual Sex Toy” series with: Scorn the Wyvern with Cumtube by Bad Dragon This review is a long time coming and well overdo, considering how much I loved this product and want to share […]
On Her Back presents: The Thundering Thor’s “Super Hung Hero Hammer” I expected a bit more “bang!” than what Doc Johnson’s The Hammer gave me but it was still pretty hot, being fucked by a powerful and mythical instrument. While it’s nothing compared to […]
Initial thoughts: Oh my god. First off, how is that going to fit in me? And all the texture, this is either going to be a hit or a miss. I wrote my thesis on zombie apocalypse literature so zombie’s hold a […]
When I first posted Jessica’s review I didn’t mention her name–Jessica Rabbit–or her blog http://www.omnilust.com, both of which are pretty cool. Without further ado (and some credit!) I give you Jessica from Omni Lust! I love winning things… especially sex toys! I […]
Good Vibrations sent me the Flora to review a long, long time ago. I kept putting it off for various reasons but the most relevant to this review was that it is so underwhelming. I mean, this thing is minuscule (says my […]
I was sooo excited when Traz contacted me to review their new products: the Rhino sleeves. I don’t have a penis to play with but I sure did have a shitton of underwhelming vibes/dildos that needed some help so I happily obliged. […]
~or~ Yes, please This 50 Shades Greedy Girl Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator is just as fucking awesome (except a little more) as the Oooh Rabbit Vibrator Lovehoney sent me when I first started reviewing for them. Although this Rabbit vibe doesn’t do a fun, twirly […]
So, a few weeks ago I contacted Divine Interventions to request a review copy of one of their toy, either the Jackhammer Jesus or God’s Immaculate Rod to use in my upcoming “Unusual Sex Toys” series. The owner was kind enough to […]
~or~ My First Dragon Dick! Never before have I experience a cock as large as Crackers’ the Bad Dragon dildo. When I was corresponding with the Bad Dragon rep he advised me to go with a “small” rather than a “mini” Dragon because […]
My reaction? 8/10 for size, depth and texture Fucking nothing for that bullet I used to think I was not a fan texture. That was, until I tried the Mini Rippler. I’m no size queen, as you’ve heard me say before, but […]