~Or~ What what, in the butt Note: Since publication, Good Vibes has stopped carrying Sliquid H2O. Let me begin: August was anal month, a theme started by Good Vibrations that made me excited to stick things in my ass. I’ve never tried silicone […]
~or~ This Vampire still likes me even though I don’t have a period Let Me Start Out by Saying: The Dracula dildo wasn’t something special to me, sure it’s a vampire dick, which makes it ultra-cool; and sure, the dildo is bright-fucking-red, a color that is not […]
How it all started: You have no idea how excited I was when Tantus sent me a little bundle of toys. Since I first started reviewing, a year and a few months ago, I had my sights set on Tantus. Other reviewers raved […]
~or~ Am I Taking a Dump? Shimmy to the right, shimmy to the left, a workout in my ass. When I got this toy:After first using the B-balls by Fun Factory, sent to me by Lovehoney, I was confused about their intended […]
Review of the Vamp dildo by Tantus.
~or~ Ow, Take that Out! I went through serious withdraw from Good Vibes when the affiliate manager went away on vacation to a sex convention I could never afford to attend. However, when I received the Boss in the mail from Fun Factory I […]
~or~ Fuck you, anorgasmia ~or~ The sex toy that gave me hope First Impression: Lovehoney sent me the perfect sex toy for my frustrating anorgasmia “flare-up” without realizing it, for which I am truly grateful. I’ve found that the only thing that will […]
This is going to be a long post but bare with me, it’s well worth it. To make it easier for you to follow I’ve separated the review into a few categories: The Good; The Bad; The Boring Stuff; Who would like […]
On Her Back presents another installment of “Unusual Sex Toys” Featuring: The Hentai Tonguetacle by Primal Hardwere Ready for a new kind of oral experience? Now you can lick all the parts of yourself you could never reach! (Brutus tends to fall off the couch […]
On Her Back Presents: The Vixen Creations Vixskin Maverick Initial thoughts on the Vixskin Maverick: As with all my other large toys I thought, “Ow!” just by looking at it and it was the same going in. It felt like I was […]