~or~ Excuse Me While I Go Write About Masturbation Dudes and Duttets, both and other, nothing, or something in between who follow my masturbation adventures: I haven’t been updating my lovely blog about my jacking off adventures, nor have I written sex toy reviews as of late. You probably noticed that and it’s fucking bugging […]
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REVIEW: Pleasure Mates Collection
~Or~ We-Vibe Pleasure Mates Collection–Gotta Collect them all! (see what I did there? I’m hilarious.) Before we get to the We-Vibe Pleasure Mates Collection… I’m going to have to start making quickie reviews for you all because I’m behind on reviews and my life is bat shit crazy right now (at least I’m not bat […]
REVIEW: Pure Wand
~Or~ Oh Hai, So the Pure Wand G-Spot dildo is Fucking Amazing Allow me to begin… I had one major goal as a sex toy reviewer when I first started out: that I would one day own the Njoy Pure Wand g-spot dildo. Whelp, that one day has happened, thanks to the wonderful folks over at Patsy Sue. […]
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REVIEW: Stronic Zwei
~or~ OMG MY VAGINA Did I get your attention? The Stronic Zwei by Fun Factory got mine; not only that but it also required three pages of notes in order to make sure that you know how wonderful this toy is. I swear, this toy will be the one that makes me ejaculate. I’m going to start […]
REVIEW: Adam O2
~or~ FUCK YEAH, I Got that Brazen Bitch in Me After reviewing two dual-density dildos, and having one in my TBR (to be reviewed) list, I can say with full confidence that Adam O2 dual-density dildo by Tantus isn’t a thing like them. Now, Tantus knows what they’re doing–they’ve proven time and time again that they are […]
REVIEW: Lover’s Wand
~or~ Yes, please; More please She’s back! Guess who has the first review in a long time for you? (I do, in case there was any question about it.) Today I’ll be bringing out a review of Cal Exotic Novelties sex toy “Lover’s Wand.” You know how I love my Tango, and my (Hitachi) Magic Wand and–you […]
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REVIEW: Lube Shooter
~Or~ What what, in the butt Note: Since publication, Good Vibes has stopped carrying Sliquid H2O. Let me begin: August was anal month, a theme started by Good Vibrations that made me excited to stick things in my ass. I’ve never tried silicone lube before because most of my toys are silicone, so I jumped up […]
Review: Dracula Dildo
~or~ This Vampire still likes me even though I don’t have a period Let Me Start Out by Saying: The Dracula dildo wasn’t something special to me, sure it’s a vampire dick, which makes it ultra-cool; and sure, the dildo is bright-fucking-red, a color that is not found very often but for a good reason: it made it look like […]
Review: Tantus Purr (I Wasn’t Purring)
How it all started: You have no idea how excited I was when Tantus sent me a little bundle of toys. Since I first started reviewing, a year and a few months ago, I had my sights set on Tantus. Other reviewers raved about them and I knew I would need to jump on board with […]
REVIEW: FUN FACTORY BBALLS
~or~ Am I Taking a Dump? Shimmy to the right, shimmy to the left, a workout in my ass. When I got this toy:After first using the B-balls by Fun Factory, sent to me by Lovehoney, I was confused about their intended purpose. It was a butt plug that doubled as anal beads–VERY big anal […]