A Tale of Two Very Different Rides As someone with a growing appreciation for fantasy toys and anatomical creativity, I was thrilled to explore two unique offerings that promised different experiences: Davy’s Tendrils Dildo and the Knaughty Dragon Dildo. One was a […]
My Honest Thoughts on ROMP Toys: A Roundup Review I’ve been exploring a lot of different sex toys over the years, and ROMP has caught my attention lately, especially the ROMP Piccolo Pegging Set and ROMP Rose. Their toys are affordable, body-safe, […]
About Mr Hankey’s Mr. Hankey’s toys have won numerous adult awards for their fantastic silicone products, which are crafted in molds they design and create themselves. When Mr Hankey’s Toys reached out to me to review six of their toys, I *squeed* […]
About the Exotic Erotices Hippocampus Dildo Exotic Erotics Hippocampus dildo is a decade-long review in progress. In 2013, as a young reviewer, I paid shipping, and Exotic Erotics sent me a customized Hippocampus. It’s a decade later, and I have a review […]
I get so excited for toys with flared bases because not only can it go in my butt, I can strap it on with it and wield it as my appendage!
Fleshlight isn’t just for people with penises! This gal was privileged to review part of the Fleshlight Freakz line many years ago. Starting with the blood-sucking dildo that obviously would be the dick of Dracula, I explored the girth, the texture, and how the toy felt.
The Organotoys Fairytree dildo is a work of art. Organotoys have literally created a fuckable work of silicone airbrushed art.
The RealCock2 Dirk Dildo – A Review As a reviewer, receiving a toy you’ve been drooling over for years is always a thrill. Enter: RealCock2 and RealDoll. While RealDoll produces incredibly expensive but well-made and durable, life-size silicone dolls to fuck, RealCock2 […]
Three days before I got the diagnosis of a vulvar autoimmune disease, the Nothosaur Goblin dildo arrived in the mail. Knowing already that I experience pain with penetration, I chose the “mini” size for my Goblin, pre-colored with a lime green base and a shaft of purple. Which, unsurprisingly, reminded me of “Barnie,” the dinosaur from my childhood.
Even if you’re brand new to the world of sex toys, you are aware of just how important cleaning
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