About Mr Hankey’s Mr. Hankey’s toys have won many adult awards for their fantastic silicone toys, which are formed in molds they craft themselves. When Mr Hankey’s Toys reached out to me to review six of their toys, I *squeed* like a little girl. I’ve admired them afar for some time now, and it’s my […]
Exotic Erotics Hippocampus Dildo Review – A Hypnotic Silicone Monster
About the Exotic Erotices Hippocampus Dildo Exotic Erotics Hippocampus dildo is a decade-long review in progress. In 2013, as a young reviewer, I paid shipping, and Exotic Erotics sent me a customized Hippocampus. It’s a decade later, and I have a review for you! I publish this with shame for not doing it until now, […]
Remarkably Sexy Harness-Compatible Dildos For Front and Backdoor
I get so excited for toys with flared bases because not only can it go in my butt, I can strap it on with it and wield it as my appendage!
Noteworthy Fleshlight Boys – Review Of Liam, Boomer, And Ricky Dildos
Fleshlight isn’t just for people with penises! This gal was privileged to review part of the Fleshlight Freakz line many years ago. Starting with the blood-sucking dildo that obviously would be the dick of Dracula, I explored the girth, the texture, and how the toy felt.
Organotoys Fairytree Dildo – A Beautiful & Glamourous Work of Art
The Organotoys Fairytree dildo is a work of art. Organotoys have literally created a fuckable work of silicone airbrushed art.
RealCock2 Dirk Review – The Most Realistic Silicone Dick I Own
The RealCock2 Dirk Dildo – A Review As a reviewer, receiving a toy you’ve been drooling over for years is always a thrill. Enter: RealCock2 and RealDoll. While RealDoll produces incredibly expensive but well-made and durable, life-size silicone dolls to fuck, RealCock2 addresses the main function head-on without extra baggage. I had the pleasure of […]
Simple & Spicy Adaptable Nothosaur Goblin Dildo: A Review
Three days before I got the diagnosis of a vulvar autoimmune disease, the Nothosaur Goblin dildo arrived in the mail. Knowing already that I experience pain with penetration, I chose the “mini” size for my Goblin, pre-colored with a lime green base and a shaft of purple. Which, unsurprisingly, reminded me of “Barnie,” the dinosaur from my childhood.
How to Clean Dildos
Even if you’re brand new to the world of sex toys, you are aware of just how important cleaning
happens to be.
Affordable Carl Caterpillar Thrusting Dildo, Necklace Vibrator, and G-Spot Vibrator Review
I was sent three toys by Bestvibe for review. One was a hit, one was a miss, and one shouldn’t have been a necklace.
Limba Flex, Stronic Petite, & Sundaze Review – Unique Toys
First Impressions of Fun Factory’s No-Nonsense Innovation I’m super excited to talk about the Stronic Petite and Stronic Sundaze. Both are newer toys (Petite is the most recent) and are designed similarly. There are a lot of Stronic toys in the Stronic line, like the *Petite, Surf, Real, *Sundaze, Stronic G, and Bi-Fusion. The Fun Factory Lima Flex is a […]