Three days before I got the diagnosis of a vulvar autoimmune disease, the Nothosaur Goblin dildo arrived in the mail. Knowing already that I experience pain with penetration, I chose the “mini” size for my Goblin, pre-colored with a lime green base and a shaft of purple. Which, unsurprisingly, reminded me of “Barnie,” the dinosaur from my childhood.
How to Clean Dildos
Even if you’re brand new to the world of sex toys, you are aware of just how important cleaning
happens to be.
Affordable Carl Caterpillar Thrusting Dildo, Necklace Vibrator, and G-Spot Vibrator Review
I was sent three toys by Bestvibe for review. One was a hit, one was a miss, and one shouldn’t have been a necklace.
Limba Flex, Stronic Petite, & Sundaze Review – Unique Toys
First Impressions of Fun Factory’s No-Nonsense Innovation I’m super excited to talk about the Stronic Petite and Stronic Sundaze. Both are newer toys (Petite is the most recent) and are designed similarly. There are a lot of Stronic toys in the Stronic line, like the *Petite, Surf, Real, *Sundaze, Stronic G, and Bi-Fusion. The Fun Factory Lima Flex is a […]
Looking Back: Galaxy G Review
Look at what I wrote as a baby blogger! It’s been
Review: Organotoy – Abradrachabra & Humphrey
I don’t often review fantasy toys, but I have a damn good reason to do so when I do. A long while ago, I stumbled across a Tweet accusing Organotoy airbrushed toys of being not-body-safe because they delaminated. While their response to the customer wasn’t exemplary, I still wanted to experience this toy for myself […]
Sex Toys Under $60
Y’all, life is absolutely batshit right now, and we could all use a little (self) love. A lot of us, myself included, are struggling financially. That’s a large part of the reason I’m running a sex toy giveaway every month. I want us all to have access to pleasure. You can check out the current […]
Neo Elite Dildo Tested: Is This Popular Toy Worth Your Money?
When I was a newer blogger, I started out working with some manufacturers. Blush Novelties was one of them, which made it special. Now, after my hiatus, I’m back and working with Blush again. This time, Blush sent me the Neo Elite Glow in the Dark 7.5 Inch Silicone Dildo, and I am SO excited […]
Nexus Hux 7 Inch Silicone Dildo Review
Today, the review is for the Nexus Hux 7 Inch Silicone Dildo. I like texture in a dildo. It stimulates different parts of my body and it makes the review a little more interesting. However, there are times when I just want a smooth experience so I turn to a smooth dildo. I’m not gonna […]
Red Suction Octopus Foot Animal Dildo
Check out this monster Y’all, I like unusual sex toys and dildos. I’m a huge fan of Bad Dragon and jump at the opportunity to review strange dildos. So, when I saw that Red Suction Octopus Foot Animal Dildo I jumped on the chance to review it. Unfortunately, my eyes are significantly larger than my […]






