HYPOACTIVE SEXUAL DESIRE DISORDER The other day I forced myself to masturbate. It was one of the most uncomfortable nights I’ve had as a sex toy reviewer. We all know by now that my meds left me with NO libido. I usually masturbate just enough to get good notes for the toys and then […]
REVIEW: Motorhead Ace of Spades Vibrator
Allow me to talk about the Motorhead Ace of Spades Vibrator… Every so often a toy comes along that surprises me. The Motörhead Ace of Spades 7 Function Power Classic Vibrator from Lovehoney is that toy. From a toy that inexpensive I expected a nice little massage on my clit but OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, […]
REVIEW: Pure Wand
~Or~ Oh Hai, So the Pure Wand G-Spot dildo is Fucking Amazing Allow me to begin… I had one major goal as a sex toy reviewer when I first started out: that I would one day own the Njoy Pure Wand g-spot dildo. Whelp, that one day has happened, thanks to the wonderful folks over at Patsy Sue. […]
REVIEW: Amorino
~Or~ Ah, so that’s what it’s like to be covered in my girly-juice Let’s get started with the Fun Factory Amorino I’m going to start off by exploring with you my first thought before using the Fun Factory Amorino. When I first saw it in Good Vibes I couldn’t imagine it feeling good at all, […]
Sex drive= Null; Blogging= Life
I made a calendar for my reviews. Not like a “oh, you should post this review this week,” but a “Tonight you’re going to jack off with THIS and THIS and save THIS ONE for the next day but then repeat the first two THIS’ and then write the review of THIS as you jerk […]
Diddling Dates #1
November 21, 2015: I discovered the Stronic Zwei, the toy that stimulated my g-spot like a crazy mofo when I was feeling exceptionally lazy. I wrote a hurried review of it because I wanted everyone to know how awesome it is. I also posted a vid of it fucking my vagina, something I’ve never done […]
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REVIEW: Stronic Zwei
~or~ OMG MY VAGINA Did I get your attention? The Stronic Zwei by Fun Factory got mine; not only that but it also required three pages of notes in order to make sure that you know how wonderful this toy is. I swear, this toy will be the one that makes me ejaculate. I’m going to start […]
REVIEW: Adam O2
~or~ FUCK YEAH, I Got that Brazen Bitch in Me After reviewing two dual-density dildos, and having one in my TBR (to be reviewed) list, I can say with full confidence that Adam O2 dual-density dildo by Tantus isn’t a thing like them. Now, Tantus knows what they’re doing–they’ve proven time and time again that they are […]
REVIEW: Lover’s Wand
~or~ Yes, please; More please She’s back! Guess who has the first review in a long time for you? (I do, in case there was any question about it.) Today I’ll be bringing out a review of Cal Exotic Novelties sex toy “Lover’s Wand.” You know how I love my Tango, and my (Hitachi) Magic Wand and–you […]
What Sex Toys Are to Cum
I’ve been gone for quite a while now, which means I have many, many sex toys that need to be reviewed. Tomorrow I’m back in the game and I have some awesome reviews to share with you. Here’s what’s going to be new: Continuation of “Unusual Sex Toy Series” and a revamping of the name ’cause […]