~Or~ Ah, so that’s what it’s like to be covered in my girly-juice Let’s get started with the Fun Factory Amorino I’m going to start off by exploring with you my first thought before using the Fun Factory Amorino. When I first saw it in Good Vibes I couldn’t imagine it feeling good at all, […]
Sex drive= Null; Blogging= Life
I made a calendar for my reviews. Not like a “oh, you should post this review this week,” but a “Tonight you’re going to jack off with THIS and THIS and save THIS ONE for the next day but then repeat the first two THIS’ and then write the review of THIS as you jerk […]
Diddling Dates #1
November 21, 2015: I discovered the Stronic Zwei, the toy that stimulated my g-spot like a crazy mofo when I was feeling exceptionally lazy. I wrote a hurried review of it because I wanted everyone to know how awesome it is. I also posted a vid of it fucking my vagina, something I’ve never done […]
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REVIEW: Stronic Zwei
~or~ OMG MY VAGINA Did I get your attention? The Stronic Zwei by Fun Factory got mine; not only that but it also required three pages of notes in order to make sure that you know how wonderful this toy is. I swear, this toy will be the one that makes me ejaculate. I’m going to start […]
REVIEW: Adam O2
~or~ FUCK YEAH, I Got that Brazen Bitch in Me After reviewing two dual-density dildos, and having one in my TBR (to be reviewed) list, I can say with full confidence that Adam O2 dual-density dildo by Tantus isn’t a thing like them. Now, Tantus knows what they’re doing–they’ve proven time and time again that they are […]
REVIEW: Lover’s Wand
~or~ Yes, please; More please She’s back! Guess who has the first review in a long time for you? (I do, in case there was any question about it.) Today I’ll be bringing out a review of Cal Exotic Novelties sex toy “Lover’s Wand.” You know how I love my Tango, and my (Hitachi) Magic Wand and–you […]
What Sex Toys Are to Cum
I’ve been gone for quite a while now, which means I have many, many sex toys that need to be reviewed. Tomorrow I’m back in the game and I have some awesome reviews to share with you. Here’s what’s going to be new: Continuation of “Unusual Sex Toy Series” and a revamping of the name ’cause […]
Sex Toy Reviewer Update
A lot has happened in the past two months or so, and pretty much none of it has to do with this blog. However, it’s my responsibility–as a sex blogger–to give you content to look at and look forward to. Soooooooooo, here’s my plan: I’ll post one review a week and a recap and/or a […]
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REVIEW: Lube Shooter
~Or~ What what, in the butt Note: Since publication, Good Vibes has stopped carrying Sliquid H2O. Let me begin: August was anal month, a theme started by Good Vibrations that made me excited to stick things in my ass. I’ve never tried silicone lube before because most of my toys are silicone, so I jumped up […]
REVIEW: Tracey Cox Supersex Rabbit
~or~ The Rabbit that kept on Hoppin’ Let me begin: One of the things I love most in my blogging life is when I come across a toy with pretty much nothing wrong with it. The Tracey Cox Supersex USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (try saying that ten times fast–you’ll finish in a few weeks) is similar to […]