November 21, 2015:

I discovered the Stronic Zwei, the toy that stimulated my g-spot like a crazy mofo when I was feeling exceptionally lazy. I wrote a hurried review of it because I wanted everyone to know how awesome it is. I also posted a vid of it fucking my vagina, something I’ve never done before. I got quite a thrill out of it, too. I jacked-off twice yesterday but only came once. It was the journey, not the ending that I craved.

AM:

• Stronic Zwei (Like fingers that never get tired)
• Pure Wand (all I had to do was put it in me and lay it there)
• Mona 2 (OMG yasss)
• Blush Novelties (Dual-density) Nudes
• Amorino (sprayed girly juice everywhere when I took it out)
• Crystal Delights Juicer
• Slippery Stuff Lube

I drooled over a compilation of women peeing in public; never fails to get me off.

PM:

• Stronic Zwei
• Pure Wand
• Mona 2 (WHY DID I GO SO LONG WITHOUT THIS?)
• Mimi soft (won this from Beck–watch it rummmmbbbllleeee)
• Spunk Lube: Pink, water-based

I was actually watching an episode of “Bob’s Burgers,” not as porn, just because I was watching it before I decided to jack-off.

I also discovered what my vag juice looks like when it dries because I’m too fucking lazy after I come to get up and wash everything. I actually rather like the look of it. Considering posting photos.