Lovehoney Black 5.5 Inch Silicone Dildo and Pink 8 Inch Dildo I’m going to start off by saying that these names are ridiculously long. So, when I talk about the Black 5.5” Dildo I’m talking about the Black Lifelike Lover Luxe Silicone Realistic Dildo 5.5 Inch Dildo and when I discuss Pink Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Silicone Dildo 8 […]
REVIEW: Stronic G Pulsator II
Here’s why the Stronic series is so special to me. I’m going to start off this review of the Stronic G Pulsator II by telling you a little bit about me and my connection with the Stronic series. Must warn you, shit’s gonna get deep, peeps. Real deep. In 2014 my Grammy was in hospice […]
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Sexy Haiku: Sometimes I wish that I could stick them all in me All at the same time
REVIEW: Volta
So, here’s the deal with Fun Factory I’ve been reviewing for Fun Factory for about four years now, and although I haven’t loved all their products, I can vouch for the quality of their toys; likewise for the Volta. Fun Factory creates the weirdest toys, like the Pulsators (vag cam on this one. NSFW). The […]
REVIEW: Adam Supersoft Dildo
About my relationship with Tantus and Adam Super Soft Dildo I’ve had the pleasure of working with Tantus for about four years now. I love most everything they send me. And what I don’t love, I know will work for someone else. Their toys are made of excellent quality silicone and there’s a wide variety […]
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REVIEW: Ooh Vibrator Kit
First Impressions of the Ooh Vibrator motor and attachments: This is my first review in months and I’m so excited to start once again with toys from Good Vibrations. Good Vibes gave me my first toy and they will forever hold a special place in my…vagina. I’ve had great experiences with Good Vibrations’ toys and […]
TRIGGER WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT
Hey peeps, You may have noticed that I took my site down. After a two-and-a-half month fling with my 53-year-old neighbor and my 26-year-old self I found out that I was experiencing sexual assault as I slept by the man I chose to trust. “Why didn’t I wake up to the sexual assault?” was the […]
I’m Taking a Sex Toy Sabbatical
You’ve probably noticed that I haven’t been very active on this blog. Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder has gotten in the way of me reviewing regularly. It’s a persistant challenge; a challenge that is hindering my blog because I blog so infrequently. I’ve been forcing sex toys on my body because I feel that I have obligations […]
REVIEW: Tantus Uncut II
Once again, Tantus hits the spot The Tantus Uncut #2 is an uncircumcised dildo, one of the first of it’s kind (Bad Dragon also has uncircumcised dildos, though they are fantasy dildos). It’s another dual-density toy of theirs, the Adam O2 and Flurry O2 are two other Tantus toys of their kind that I’ve reviewed. Once […]
REVIEW: Tantus Flurry O2
Tantus sent me the Flurry O2… I’d heard so much about Tantus when I first started reviewing. Since then, I’ve had the (literal) pleasure of reviewing many toys for them (like the Adam O2, Perfect Plug Kit, Purr, Vamp, Little Flirt) and they were all so different. I tend to choose toys that are unique so […]