I was sent a box by Lovehoney to unbox for you all. However, I am not comfortable showing my face quite yet on screen and not all of us have the luxury of being able to watch the screen. I’ll also post a video review neck down but in the meantime, here’s what they gave me on text!
Here’s what I was given in order of excitement:
- Mantric Rabbit Vibrator
- Desire Lovehoney Weighted G-Spot Dildo
- Desire CBD Orgasm Balm
- Lovehoney Lube
- A Position-of-the-Week book
Mantric Rechargeable Rabbit Ears Vibrator
Lovehoney also gave me the Mantric Rechargeable Rabbit Ears Vibrator. I was so excited to get this toy. Lovehoney gave me my first rabbit (similar to this one but mine is no longer in production). It was that first rabbit that made me realize I could like more things than just basic vibrators.
The Silicone is firm and the ears are flexible, something I value in a rabbit vibrator. The color is beautiful, borderline pink, but arguably red. It has ten different vibrational modes and each setting has a different colored light.
Desire Lovehoney Weighted G-Spot Dildo
This is a hefty toy, let me start by saying that. I love the curvatures of the Desire G-Spot Dildo because it’s a rather standard shape–a shape I know works well with my body. One end is bulbed for pin-pointed g-spot stimulation and the other end is slimmer but still curved.
I loved having my partner take over with this toy but it was easy to hurt my cervix when it wasn’t in my control. In the end, this is going to be primarily a solo toy to avoid any unpleasant cervix bumping.
Lovehoney Luxury Orgasm Balm
The Lovehoney Luxury Orgasm Balm (1.0 fl oz) has Cannabis Sativa in it, something that isn’t advertised on the site. In fact, I only noticed that it has Cannabis in it because I like to read the ingredients for my safety. I feel like this could put some people’s sobriety at risk if they consider applying Cannabis to be a violation of their sobriety.
However, the balm smells great and brings about a nice tingle to your nipples, clit or penis. I actually rub it on my hand so that I can smell it when I raise my hand to my face. It’s quite nice.
Lovehoney Lube
The Enjoy Lovehoney Lube comes in a huge pump-bottle (8.5 oz) and is only $19, which is a reasonable price for that quantity. It comes in a smaller bottle, too. This water-based lubricant is compatible with condoms and sex toys. While it’s always nice to have water-based lube on hand, they also have gel anal lube that is also water-based. Something I didn’t expect them to have is cum lube for fetishes like cum cream pie and can be used in ejaculating dildos.
Lovehoney Position of the Week
The Lovehoney Position of the Week is a position guide designed for couples that have a penis and the other has a vagina. While it isn’t helpful in my case, it’s a fun, cheap position book to have. There’s an illustration on the left page with a paragraph on the following page that describes the position and ways to get there along with some tips like “take it slowly” for the unique ones.
I like that it’s a rather tiny book, easy to hide, and it’s in fun colors. Of course, for those not into pink this book may be a turn off of sorts. I love that in the beginning of the book there is a page dedicated to consent. That page also says that if something is uncomfortable, then stop!
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