Hey All,

Here’s a list of my affiliates. I’d love it if you’d consider buying from them. I get a portion of the sales (at no extra cost to you). Supporting my affiliate companies means that they’ll want to send me more toys to review for you, and also, they’re fucking awesome.


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Good Vibes:

Good Vibes was the first sex (toy) store I ever went into. It will always hold a dear spot in my heart. And now, let me help Good Vibes hold a dear place inside of your awesome, sexual body!



So far I’ve reviewed two of their dildos from the “Freaks” line and loved them both. Zombies are kinda, you know, my thing, and when I discovered that they had a zombie dildo I nearly jizzed my pants. The Dracula dick was pretty darn cool, too. If dildo’s aren’t your thing, you know what Fleshlight is famous for, so go ahead and check out their fuckable Fleshlights.


Here’s the deal with Tantus. All the reviewers love Tantus’ toys, including myself, although, as to be expected, they didn’t all work for me.


A new affiliate of mine: Patsy Sue

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