~or~ My First Dragon Dick! Never before have I experience a cock as large as Crackers’ the Bad Dragon dildo. When I was corresponding with the Bad Dragon rep he advised me to go with a “small” rather than a “mini” Dragon because my body can learn to accommodate the small where I may outgrow the […]
I had this fantasy, one that I realized could come true with the Blue Motion. I wanted to wear the vibe in public, with the “one size fits some” thong. I’d be in the theater, watching a movie (Hunger Games anyone?) while they were outside, sitting down waiting for me outside but also controlling my […]
~or~ Watch it Rumble! Wow. Just.Wow. I’d nearly given up on bullet vibes because the only ones I had tried were the annoying, buzzy ones that came with the Cadet or the Mini Rippler. But the Tango is a new bullet sex toy all together. For one thing, it rumbles, no “buzzy” nonsense that my my […]
~or~ It Rumbles…Is That Enough? I don’t have much experience with rabbit sex toys, the only rabbit toy before this was the Oh! Rabbit, though I went on to review several others. This toy didn’t sit well with me. It wasn’t bad per se, it was just wasn’t the right fit for my body. That being said, […]
Fucking the Iroha Minamo was like fucking a pillow. Except that pillow was in me. Which was… Comfortable. That’s the best way to describe the feeling of the toy. It’s slim, not nearly as slim as Iroha Mikazuki but still slim enough that it didn’t do a very good job of getting me off. However, the […]
My reaction? 8/10 for size, depth and texture Fucking nothing for that bullet I used to think I was not a fan texture. That was, until I tried the Mini Rippler. I’m no size queen, as you’ve heard me say before, but I thought I would be disappointed with the size difference between the Mini […]
Rating: 4/5 Overall quality: Wonderful Sound: That’s a stupid thing to ask. It’s a non-vibrating dildo. GOSH. Aesthetics: Looks freakishly like a real, uncircumcised penis. Delivers what’s promised: Sure it does. It’s important to note that because it’s squishy it’s not going to feel as large as the more solid silicone dildos. tl;d(wanna)r? Vixskin Mustang […]
Edit: Since I wrote this in 2014 things have changed and this toy is (thankfully) out of production. Instead, this. Lovehoney sent me the Ooooh! G-Spot Vibrator in exchange for an honest review. Overall quality: Poor. Sound: Loud as fuck. Aesthetics: It looks a bit funky (but how much that matters depends on you), and […]
Note: Since publication, the Magic Wand now has a rechargeable option that you can find here and read my review while you’re at it. My first experience with the Magic Wand formerly known as the Hitachi was about a year ago. I’d never owned it or used it, I had only seen it in pictures […]
I think I had more fun with this toy bouncing it on my desk rather than actually using it as it was intended. That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy using it anally. It was a perfectly adequate anal toy. At 4.25″ long this toy is no monster but it is sizable for a beginners […]
