On Her Back presents: The Fail of a Toy I Promised You First Impressions: EDIT: Since publication, the Thrusting Finger has been discontinued—thank God. Instead, try the Lovehoney Thruster or any of the toys in the Fun Factory Stronic line like the […]
On Her Back presents: The Thundering Thor’s “Super Hung Hero Hammer” I expected a bit more “bang!” than what Doc Johnson’s The Hammer gave me but it was still pretty hot, being fucked by a powerful and mythical instrument. While it’s nothing compared to […]
Initial thoughts: Oh my god. First off, how is that going to fit in me? And all the texture, this is either going to be a hit or a miss. I wrote my thesis on zombie apocalypse literature so zombie’s hold a […]
When I first posted Jessica’s review I didn’t mention her name–Jessica Rabbit–or her blog http://www.omnilust.com, both of which are pretty cool. Without further ado (and some credit!) I give you Jessica from Omni Lust! I love winning things… especially sex toys! I […]
Good Vibrations sent me the Flora to review a long, long time ago. I kept putting it off for various reasons but the most relevant to this review was that it is so underwhelming. I mean, this thing is minuscule (says my […]
I was sooo excited when Traz contacted me to review their new products: the Rhino sleeves. I don’t have a penis to play with but I sure did have a shitton of underwhelming vibes/dildos that needed some help so I happily obliged. […]
~or~ Yes, please This 50 Shades Greedy Girl Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator is just as fucking awesome (except a little more) as the Oooh Rabbit Vibrator Lovehoney sent me when I first started reviewing for them. Although this Rabbit vibe doesn’t do a fun, twirly […]
~or~ This diamond ain’t my best friend So this is a review I wanted to get out of the way once and for all (emphasis on the “once”). The 21 Diamond Vibrator is not a sex toy I’ll be using again. Aesthetically it’s […]
Can we all just take a moment to admire my ass? Garters are my favorite type of lingerie, they’re always sexy and the most sexy-time fun I’ve had was when I was wearing garters. We don’t see them often enough, well, we […]
~or~ My First Dragon Dick! Never before have I experience a cock as large as Crackers’ the Bad Dragon dildo. When I was corresponding with the Bad Dragon rep he advised me to go with a “small” rather than a “mini” Dragon because […]
