Jumping ‘round the house With my luna beads in me Vagina work-out Lovehoney sent me the Lelo Luna Balls free of charge in exchange for an honest review. After I inserted Lelo Luna Balls for the first time I spent most of my time with them bouncing around the house. I couldn’t get over the […]
REVIEW: CADET
“Bullshit,” she said. “I’ve never had any toy give me a g-spot orgasm. You’ll excuse me if I don’t have faith in your curve.” “Take me,” he said. “Make me yours. I will show you exquisite pleasure. Let me please you, caress you, make you quiver and shake as you come all over me. I […]
REVIEW: UMA by Je Joue
The Uma by Je Joue is a looker that offers more than one way to pleasure oneself. Mine came in pink, my favorite color, but is also offered black, fuchsia and Je Joue’s “signature color purple” for those lovely ladies who are not comfortable with the gender-specific color pink. I was drawn to the Uma because I […]
REVIEW: JOQUE STRAP-ON HARNESS
~or~ Now I can fuck YOU! Sparepart’s Joque Strap-on Harness was my first harness ever. This toy delivers what it’s advertised: “The only harness you’ll need.” After taking this baby for a ride I quite believe them. I received the harness through Goodvibes, in exchange for an honest review. I was interested in the Joque harness […]
REVIEW: LOVEHONEY GLASS DILDO
~or~ So, that’s what glass feels like inside of me! Edit: Since I reviewed this toy almost 7 years ago, things have changed. Now, this toy is no longer in production but you can buy a similar glass dildo here. The Lovehoney Ribbed Sensual Glass Dildo is the first glass toy to grace my nether […]
REVIEW: PRINCESSA
~or~ I didn’t know I was ticklish there Let’s play a game! Name body parts that are ticklish. Armpits? Yep. Neck? Too true. Vulva! Wait, vulva? I had no clue that vulva stimulation (more specific inner labia) could make me giggle and squirm. But Princessa did it. The little feelers of this alien toy, when […]
REVIEW: BULLSEYE
Bullseye by Pleasure Works may be the first toy that has really hit my g-spot in the perfect place. Usually, in order to feel it I need the g-spot toy to be dramatically curved or I need to use a scooping motion. Not with Bullseye. All I had to do was thrust and it hit the […]
REVIEW: CAPTAIN
Wow. So, turns out 1 7/8” is actually pretty girthy. I decided to go to Good Vibrations (the folks who sent me this beauty in exchange for an honest review) to touch the Captain to see what I was getting into. Oh boy. After not having had sex with a real penis for over […]
REVIEW: CASANOVA
I’ve owned this toy for years and I only just decided to use it. After using the Sidekick I thought that this toy would be too small to be pleasurable. I was a teensy bit wrong and a teensy bit right. Do not underestimate the power of my sphincter. I do Kegels and can squeeze my […]
REVIEW: GALAXY G
~or~ My first toy for review EVER So, that was pretty cool. I honestly did not expect that to go so well. My vulva is not at all new to sex toys but I am new to creating a sex toy review, so it’s especially relieving that this went so well. The Galaxy G is […]