~or~ It Rumbles…Is That Enough? I don’t have much experience with rabbit sex toys, the only rabbit toy before this was the Oh! Rabbit, though I went on to review several others. This toy didn’t sit well with me. It wasn’t bad per se, it was just wasn’t the right fit for my body. That being said, […]
REVIEW: IROHA MINAMO
Fucking the Iroha Minamo was like fucking a pillow. Except that pillow was in me. Which was… Comfortable. That’s the best way to describe the feeling of the toy. It’s slim, not nearly as slim as Iroha Mikazuki but still slim enough that it didn’t do a very good job of getting me off. However, the […]
REVIEW: MINI RIPPLER
My reaction? 8/10 for size, depth and texture Fucking nothing for that bullet I used to think I was not a fan texture. That was, until I tried the Mini Rippler. I’m no size queen, as you’ve heard me say before, but I thought I would be disappointed with the size difference between the Mini […]
BOOK REVIEW: The Human Pony
I requested this book from Greenery Press after I watched a disappointing episode of “Bones.” The murder took place in a pony play resort. Booth, one of the main character, said they were not normal and vanilla sex is the way to go. He judged them, the person who wrote the script judged him, and […]
REVIEW: MUSTANG
Rating: 4/5 Overall quality: Wonderful Sound: That’s a stupid thing to ask. It’s a non-vibrating dildo. GOSH. Aesthetics: Looks freakishly like a real, uncircumcised penis. Delivers what’s promised: Sure it does. It’s important to note that because it’s squishy it’s not going to feel as large as the more solid silicone dildos. tl;d(wanna)r? Vixskin Mustang […]
Review: 50 Shades of Kink by Tristan Taormino
I shudder when I hear women talk about Fifty Shades of Grey. If there is a book out there that demonstrates how not to practice BDSM, that is the book. However, a book that shows safe ways to enjoy kink play, “50 Shades of Kink” by Tristan Taormino is that book. It’s a short book, […]
REVIEW: OOH! G-SPOT VIBRATOR
Edit: Since I wrote this in 2014 things have changed and this toy is (thankfully) out of production. Instead, this. Lovehoney sent me the Ooooh! G-Spot Vibrator in exchange for an honest review. Overall quality: Poor. Sound: Loud as fuck. Aesthetics: It looks a bit funky (but how much that matters depends on you), and […]
Review of Erotica: Slave Girls
I’m into kinky sex in the sense that I enjoy reading about it. That’s really the extent of my experience with bondage, Dominance, submission, and sado-masochism. This book, Slave Girls, not only peaked my interest in the topic but I’m now convinced this could be something I would enjoy doing. The pleasure the submissive women […]
REVIEW: THE ORIGINAL MAGIC WAND
Note: Since publication, the Magic Wand now has a rechargeable option that you can find here and read my review while you’re at it. My first experience with the Magic Wand formerly known as the Hitachi was about a year ago. I’d never owned it or used it, I had only seen it in pictures […]
REVIEW: FLEX IT UP! SILICONE PROBE
I think I had more fun with this toy bouncing it on my desk rather than actually using it as it was intended. That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy using it anally. It was a perfectly adequate anal toy. At 4.25″ long this toy is no monster but it is sizable for a beginners […]