~or~ Great Story, Man, Tell Me More! The Comet was provided to me by Good Vibrations in exchange for an honest review. Honestly? At first this toy scared me. But keep reading, it gets better, I promise. The first time I took the Comet for a test-drive it got stuck behind my pubic bone. No […]
BOOK REVIEW: Kissing: A Field Guide
This book is adorable, from the cover to the content. It’s a rather short book, at 129 pages but that doesn’t detract from the quality of the book. Kissing: A Field Guide by Violet Blue covers everything from quality of kisses to kinds of kisses and the anticipation of kisses. The one thing that bothered me […]
REVIEW: LELO LUNA BALLS
Jumping ‘round the house With my luna beads in me Vagina work-out Lovehoney sent me the Lelo Luna Balls free of charge in exchange for an honest review. After I inserted Lelo Luna Balls for the first time I spent most of my time with them bouncing around the house. I couldn’t get over the […]
REVIEW: CADET
“Bullshit,” she said. “I’ve never had any toy give me a g-spot orgasm. You’ll excuse me if I don’t have faith in your curve.” “Take me,” he said. “Make me yours. I will show you exquisite pleasure. Let me please you, caress you, make you quiver and shake as you come all over me. I […]
REVIEW: IGNITE ME MASSAGE CANDLE
Good Vibes graciously sent me a Ignite Me Massage Candle to review. The theory behind the massage candle is that when the wick burns and melts the candle (all the way to the edges on the first burn, please!) it turns into massage oil. I was excited! Time to mix it up a bit. I’m […]
REVIEW: CAPTAIN
Wow. So, turns out 1 7/8” is actually pretty girthy. I decided to go to Good Vibrations (the folks who sent me this beauty in exchange for an honest review) to touch the Captain to see what I was getting into. Oh boy. After not having had sex with a real penis for over […]
Review of Erotica: Reaching for the Moon
When Paola Kathuria asked me to review her erotica I was a bit worried. I’ve only ever reviewed erotica that’s been published by a big publisher. There is rarely a connection to the author with the erotica I review and I don’t have to worry about any hard feelings. I pride myself on honest reviews and […]
Review: Best Gay Erotica
This book disappointed me. So far this year I’ve read the Best Lesbian Erotica 2014, The Big Book of Orgasms and Girl Crazy and this one was my least favorite. The Best Gay Erotica is also an anthology of short, erotic stories. As queer as I can be, I still appreciate sex, man-on-man included, but my beef […]
Review: The Big Book of Orgasms
The strangest thing happened when I was reading this book, I got turned on. Now, that’s what erotica is supposed to do, and this book does it quite well, but what was strange was that I got turned on reading heterosexual erotica. And gay erotica. I’d heard that women are easily turned on by sex […]
REVIEW: CASANOVA
I’ve owned this toy for years and I only just decided to use it. After using the Sidekick I thought that this toy would be too small to be pleasurable. I was a teensy bit wrong and a teensy bit right. Do not underestimate the power of my sphincter. I do Kegels and can squeeze my […]