I thought my butt was off-limits when I first started out with sex toys. Because I didn’t understand the pleasure ones’ ass can bring, I thought anal-play was for gay men and gay men only. Now, however, my girlfriend and I both enjoy it. Don’t Put a Vibrator in Your Ass I started out by […]
A Bundle of Sex Toys Roundup #1
Hey all! Welcome to A Bundle of Sex Toys, a sex toy roundup that is a collection of sex toy reviews, giveaways and articles posted from the past week or so. The purpose of this round up is to get all those sex-positive reviews from around the web in one place. If you want to […]
I’m Starting a Weekly Sex Toy Review Roundup! Join Here.
EDIT: I’ve readjusted how I do this and do not take submissions anymore. Hey all! Welcome to A Bundle of Sex Toys, a sex toy roundup that is a collection of sex toy reviews, giveaways and articles posted from the past week or so. The purpose of this round up is to get all those […]
Sexism in Technology: Ose DiCarlo and the Consumer Technology Association
The Consumer Electronic Show is a convention displaying the most modern technological advances. My girlfriend, dork as she is, follows the news surrounding the technology, saw this robotic toy, and ordered it immediately. Last year, Lora DiCarlo came out with a robotic sex toy: the Ose. The Ose DiCarlo uses advanced robotics to – as […]
Sexual Assault Experience Makes Reviewing Difficult
I’m going to start off this post with two comments. First, and most important, a trigger warning for sexual assault and second, I want to let you know that this post will be unedited. I want to give you my first, truest thoughts on this matter. I’ve mentioned the sexual assault briefly on my blog […]
I’m Taking a Sex Toy Sabbatical
You’ve probably noticed that I haven’t been very active on this blog. Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder has gotten in the way of me reviewing regularly. It’s a persistant challenge; a challenge that is hindering my blog because I blog so infrequently. I’ve been forcing sex toys on my body because I feel that I have obligations […]
I’m Back and Full of Psych Meds with no Shame
It’s been over three months since I last posted, and I apologize for that. A lot has happened during that time. I got a full-time job as a manager and then I quit. I got a new job and I was let go. Temp work has been coming and going and throughout this time I’ve […]
Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder and Me
HYPOACTIVE SEXUAL DESIRE DISORDER The other day I forced myself to masturbate. It was one of the most uncomfortable nights I’ve had as a sex toy reviewer. We all know by now that my meds left me with NO libido. I usually masturbate just enough to get good notes for the toys and then […]
Sex drive= Null; Blogging= Life
I made a calendar for my reviews. Not like a “oh, you should post this review this week,” but a “Tonight you’re going to jack off with THIS and THIS and save THIS ONE for the next day but then repeat the first two THIS’ and then write the review of THIS as you jerk […]
Diddling Dates #1
November 21, 2015: I discovered the Stronic Zwei, the toy that stimulated my g-spot like a crazy mofo when I was feeling exceptionally lazy. I wrote a hurried review of it because I wanted everyone to know how awesome it is. I also posted a vid of it fucking my vagina, something I’ve never done […]