As of late things have been pretty slow. However, I have plans to make my blog super-fucking-awesome. I have every intention of creating a massive giveaway in celebration of my 1+ years of blogging. Tantus, Good Vibrations, Bad Dragon and Lovehoney will all be sponsoring this giveaway; all of them are my favorite stores. I’m trying […]
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European Alternative to the [Hitachi] Magic Wand, Sponsored by: MaxiWand
As I mentioned in my previous review of the Rechargeable Magic Wand sent to me by MaxiWand, there is now a Euro version of a wand similar to the Magic Wand: Euro Wand Massager. The Magic Wand is not available because it does not safely operate on the standard Euro-voltage. One of the benefits of having […]
Review: Dracula Dildo
~or~ This Vampire still likes me even though I don’t have a period Let Me Start Out by Saying: The Dracula dildo wasn’t something special to me, sure it’s a vampire dick, which makes it ultra-cool; and sure, the dildo is bright-fucking-red, a color that is not found very often but for a good reason: it made it look like […]
Review: Tantus Purr (I Wasn’t Purring)
How it all started: You have no idea how excited I was when Tantus sent me a little bundle of toys. Since I first started reviewing, a year and a few months ago, I had my sights set on Tantus. Other reviewers raved about them and I knew I would need to jump on board with […]
REVIEW: THE ORIGINAL MAGIC WAND
~or~ The Magic (Wand) Keeps on Happening This is a rather short review, I’ve included the link to the Original Magic Wand below. When I got this toy: Holy crap, you guys. Holy crap. Could the Magic Wand get any better? That’s what I asked myself when I was offered the opportunity to review the rechargeable Magic Wand. […]
REVIEW: FUN FACTORY BBALLS
~or~ Am I Taking a Dump? Shimmy to the right, shimmy to the left, a workout in my ass. When I got this toy:After first using the B-balls by Fun Factory, sent to me by Lovehoney, I was confused about their intended purpose. It was a butt plug that doubled as anal beads–VERY big anal […]
Vamp Dildo Review by Tantus
Review of the Vamp dildo by Tantus.
REVIEW: POCKET ROCKET BUTT PLUG
~or~ There’s a Rocket in My Ass This review is a long time coming but it is very much worth the wait. I wanted to give it a good shot and I did. Hole Punch Toys was kind enough to send me their “Pocket Rocket” butt toy. I’ve been exploring my ass as of late so […]
REVIEW: BOSS by FUN FACTORY
~or~ Ow, Take that Out! I went through serious withdraw from Good Vibes when the affiliate manager went away on vacation to a sex convention I could never afford to attend. However, when I received the Boss in the mail from Fun Factory I panicked; did someone get my address? I didn’t know who had sent this […]
Being a Sex Toy Reviewer with Anorgasmia
How it Started: Two years ago I was in a fuck-frenzy with my boyfriend after recently starting Prozac, an SSRI. We were going at it but something was different. I was emotionally turned on but my body wasn’t working. About half an hour into it, with my finger, his fingers, and a vibe I realized I […]