How it all started: You have no idea how excited I was when Tantus sent me a little bundle of toys. Since I first started reviewing, a year and a few months ago, I had my sights set on Tantus. Other reviewers raved about them and I knew I would need to jump on board with […]
REVIEW: THE ORIGINAL MAGIC WAND
~or~ The Magic (Wand) Keeps on Happening This is a rather short review, I’ve included the link to the Original Magic Wand below. When I got this toy: Holy crap, you guys. Holy crap. Could the Magic Wand get any better? That’s what I asked myself when I was offered the opportunity to review the rechargeable Magic Wand. […]
REVIEW: FUN FACTORY BBALLS
~or~ Am I Taking a Dump? Shimmy to the right, shimmy to the left, a workout in my ass. When I got this toy:After first using the B-balls by Fun Factory, sent to me by Lovehoney, I was confused about their intended purpose. It was a butt plug that doubled as anal beads–VERY big anal […]
Vamp Dildo Review by Tantus
Review of the Vamp dildo by Tantus.
REVIEW: POCKET ROCKET BUTT PLUG
~or~ There’s a Rocket in My Ass This review is a long time coming but it is very much worth the wait. I wanted to give it a good shot and I did. Hole Punch Toys was kind enough to send me their “Pocket Rocket” butt toy. I’ve been exploring my ass as of late so […]
REVIEW: BOSS by FUN FACTORY
~or~ Ow, Take that Out! I went through serious withdraw from Good Vibes when the affiliate manager went away on vacation to a sex convention I could never afford to attend. However, when I received the Boss in the mail from Fun Factory I panicked; did someone get my address? I didn’t know who had sent this […]
Being a Sex Toy Reviewer with Anorgasmia
How it Started: Two years ago I was in a fuck-frenzy with my boyfriend after recently starting Prozac, an SSRI. We were going at it but something was different. I was emotionally turned on but my body wasn’t working. About half an hour into it, with my finger, his fingers, and a vibe I realized I […]
REVIEW: SATISFY ME DILDO
~or~ Fuck you, anorgasmia ~or~ The sex toy that gave me hope First Impression: Lovehoney sent me the perfect sex toy for my frustrating anorgasmia “flare-up” without realizing it, for which I am truly grateful. I’ve found that the only thing that will satisfy me sexually, even without a resulting orgasm, is g-spot stimulation without vibrations. […]
REVIEW: LITTLE FLIRT BUTT PLUG
This is going to be a relatively short review because it’s a short toy. I joke, it’s going to be short because you can only say so much about an butt plug that keeps slipping the fuck out of your ass. If you’re going to take anything from this review, take this: a butt toy is […]
Traz Giveaway
Hi there, my lovely readers! Traz is a newish company that makes penis extensions. I reviewed their three sizes and I loved two of them! Go ahead and check out my review to help you make your decision about which one you think is right for you. In the meantime, sign up to your hearts content–let’s […]