First Impressions of the Ooh Vibrator motor and attachments: This is my first review in months and I’m so excited to start once again with toys from Good Vibrations. Good Vibes gave me my first toy and they will forever hold a special place in my…vagina. I’ve had great experiences with Good Vibrations’ toys and […]
Hey peeps, You may have noticed that I took my site down. After a two-and-a-half month fling with my 53-year-old neighbor and my 26-year-old self I found out that I was experiencing sexual assault as I slept by the man I chose to trust. “Why didn’t I wake up to the sexual assault?” was the […]
Nox the Night Drake You’ve seen me review Crackers and Scorn the Wyvern. After I posted these reviews Bad Dragon wanted to continue working with me. So the next toy they sent me was Nox. Holy. Fucking. Shit. That thing was huge. Like, too big for me to even get the whole tip of the […]
I finally have the Tantus Feeldoe! Zomg you guys, I finally have the Tantus Feeldoe. I had my eye on the Tantus Feeldoe, a double dildo that I’ve been drooling over for years. I didn’t have a partner to use it on but I soon found out that partner is not necessary to enjoy this toy. The Tantus […]
The Bi-Stronic Fusion by Fun Factory is a decent toy. While the vibrations do nothing for me, nor does the location of the arm, I appreciated the traditional pulsator function.
A lot has happened in the past two months or so, and pretty much none of it has to do with this blog. However, it’s my responsibility–as a sex blogger–to give you content to look at and look forward to. Soooooooooo, here’s my plan: I’ll post one review a week and a recap and/or a […]
As of late things have been pretty slow. However, I have plans to make my blog super-fucking-awesome. I have every intention of creating a massive giveaway in celebration of my 1+ years of blogging. Tantus, Good Vibrations, Bad Dragon and Lovehoney will all be sponsoring this giveaway; all of them are my favorite stores. I’m trying […]
On Her Back presents: The Fail of a Toy I Promised You First Impressions: EDIT: Since publication, the Thrusting Finger has been discontinued—thank God. Instead, try the Lovehoney Thruster or any of the toys in the Fun Factory Stronic line like the Stronic G, Sundaze, or the Stronic Real. Oh-my-God. This toy shouldn’t be on […]
Initial thoughts: Oh my god. First off, how is that going to fit in me? And all the texture, this is either going to be a hit or a miss. I wrote my thesis on zombie apocalypse literature so zombie’s hold a dear spot in my heart (and now in my vagina…) so when I […]
So, a few weeks ago I contacted Divine Interventions to request a review copy of one of their toy, either the Jackhammer Jesus or God’s Immaculate Rod to use in my upcoming “Unusual Sex Toys” series. The owner was kind enough to send me one of each of those toys. Here’s where things start to […]
