Lovehoney Black 5.5 Inch Silicone Dildo and Pink 8 Inch Dildo I’m going to start off by saying that these names are ridiculously long. So, when I talk about the Black 5.5” Dildo I’m talking about the Black Lifelike Lover Luxe Silicone Realistic Dildo 5.5 Inch Dildo and when I discuss Pink Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Silicone Dildo 8 […]
REVIEW: Stronic G Pulsator II
Here’s why the Stronic series is so special to me. I’m going to start off this review of the Stronic G Pulsator II by telling you a little bit about me and my connection with the Stronic series. Must warn you, shit’s gonna get deep, peeps. Real deep. In 2014 my Grammy was in hospice […]
REVIEW: Ooh Vibrator Kit
First Impressions of the Ooh Vibrator motor and attachments: This is my first review in months and I’m so excited to start once again with toys from Good Vibrations. Good Vibes gave me my first toy and they will forever hold a special place in my…vagina. I’ve had great experiences with Good Vibrations’ toys and […]
REVIEW: Tantus Uncut II
Once again, Tantus hits the spot The Tantus Uncut #2 is an uncircumcised dildo, one of the first of it’s kind (Bad Dragon also has uncircumcised dildos, though they are fantasy dildos). It’s another dual-density toy of theirs, the Adam O2 and Flurry O2 are two other Tantus toys of their kind that I’ve reviewed. Once […]
REVIEW: Tantus Flurry O2
Tantus sent me the Flurry O2… I’d heard so much about Tantus when I first started reviewing. Since then, I’ve had the (literal) pleasure of reviewing many toys for them (like the Adam O2, Perfect Plug Kit, Purr, Vamp, Little Flirt) and they were all so different. I tend to choose toys that are unique so […]
REVIEW: Kelvin the Ice Dragon
Nox the Night Drake You’ve seen me review Crackers and Scorn the Wyvern. After I posted these reviews Bad Dragon wanted to continue working with me. So the next toy they sent me was Nox. Holy. Fucking. Shit. That thing was huge. Like, too big for me to even get the whole tip of the […]
REVIEW: Bouncer
I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer ages ago and knew it was something I had to have inside of me. When I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer in a sex toy shop, and couldn’t stop shaking it like a shake-weight. I wondered, “Would this be a workout for my vag?” However, I have the kGoal Minna to […]
REVIEW: Bi-Stronic
The Bi-Stronic Fusion by Fun Factory is a decent toy. While the vibrations do nothing for me, nor does the location of the arm, I appreciated the traditional pulsator function.
REVIEW: Lover’s Wand
~or~ Yes, please; More please She’s back! Guess who has the first review in a long time for you? (I do, in case there was any question about it.) Today I’ll be bringing out a review of Cal Exotic Novelties sex toy “Lover’s Wand.” You know how I love my Tango, and my (Hitachi) Magic Wand and–you […]
What Sex Toys Are to Cum
I’ve been gone for quite a while now, which means I have many, many sex toys that need to be reviewed. Tomorrow I’m back in the game and I have some awesome reviews to share with you. Here’s what’s going to be new: Continuation of “Unusual Sex Toy Series” and a revamping of the name ’cause […]