Lovehoney Black 5.5 Inch Silicone Dildo and Pink 8 Inch Dildo I’m going to start off by saying that these names are ridiculously long. So, when I talk about the Black 5.5” Dildo I’m talking about the Black Lifelike Lover Luxe Silicone Realistic Dildo 5.5 Inch Dildo and when I discuss Pink Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Silicone Dildo 8 […]
REVIEW: Stronic G Pulsator II
Here’s why the Stronic series is so special to me. I’m going to start off this review of the Stronic G Pulsator II by telling you a little bit about me and my connection with the Stronic series. Must warn you, shit’s gonna get deep, peeps. Real deep. In 2014 my Grammy was in hospice […]
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REVIEW: Bouncer
I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer ages ago and knew it was something I had to have inside of me. When I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer in a sex toy shop, and couldn’t stop shaking it like a shake-weight. I wondered, “Would this be a workout for my vag?” However, I have the kGoal Minna to […]
REVIEW: Motorhead Ace of Spades Vibrator
Allow me to talk about the Motorhead Ace of Spades Vibrator… Every so often a toy comes along that surprises me. The Motörhead Ace of Spades 7 Function Power Classic Vibrator from Lovehoney is that toy. From a toy that inexpensive I expected a nice little massage on my clit but OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, […]
REVIEW: Lover’s Wand
~or~ Yes, please; More please She’s back! Guess who has the first review in a long time for you? (I do, in case there was any question about it.) Today I’ll be bringing out a review of Cal Exotic Novelties sex toy “Lover’s Wand.” You know how I love my Tango, and my (Hitachi) Magic Wand and–you […]
What Sex Toys Are to Cum
I’ve been gone for quite a while now, which means I have many, many sex toys that need to be reviewed. Tomorrow I’m back in the game and I have some awesome reviews to share with you. Here’s what’s going to be new: Continuation of “Unusual Sex Toy Series” and a revamping of the name ’cause […]
Monday Recap and Le Future Week of OHB (*hint hint* Massive Giveaway)
As of late things have been pretty slow. However, I have plans to make my blog super-fucking-awesome. I have every intention of creating a massive giveaway in celebration of my 1+ years of blogging. Tantus, Good Vibrations, Bad Dragon and Lovehoney will all be sponsoring this giveaway; all of them are my favorite stores. I’m trying […]
REVIEW: POWER PLAY DUAL BLISS
~or~ It Rumbles…Is That Enough? I don’t have much experience with rabbit sex toys, the only rabbit toy before this was the Oh! Rabbit, though I went on to review several others. This toy didn’t sit well with me. It wasn’t bad per se, it was just wasn’t the right fit for my body. That being said, […]
REVIEW: UMA by Je Joue
The Uma by Je Joue is a looker that offers more than one way to pleasure oneself. Mine came in pink, my favorite color, but is also offered black, fuchsia and Je Joue’s “signature color purple” for those lovely ladies who are not comfortable with the gender-specific color pink. I was drawn to the Uma because I […]