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How to Clean Dildos

RoseJanuary 25, 2024

Even if you’re brand new to the world of sex toys, you are aware of just how important cleaning
happens to be.

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Sensational Bliss: The YoYoLemon Clitoral Sucker Vibrator Review

RoseAugust 12, 2023

The exquisite Rose Adult Toy offers unparalleled pleasure with its innovative design and luxurious features. A must-try sensation!

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Sinful Sunday – A Moment of Happiness

RoseJune 10, 2023

I haven’t announced this publicly, but my wife told me she was divorcing me the day after I got out of the psych ward in May (I was having a grippy-sock vacation for a week). I’m struggling and have been going up […]

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A Staggering Disappointment: Huntington Beach Vibrator Review – Why?

RoseJune 10, 2023

The Huntington Beach Vibrator sent to me by Betty’s Toy Box review is up for review! Betty’s Toy Box is an online relater that was up for an AVN award this year. They don’t use gendered language; their toys are body-safe and […]

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Weird Banana Vibrator, Awkward Octopus, and Crazy Licker Vibe Review

RoseMay 28, 2023

Let’s Get Started Back with another Bestvibe review, and, as usual, some were a hit, and others were a miss. As a reviewer, I usually choose toys I will enjoy. I know my body, and many readers like what I like. If […]

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Fun Factory Toys – A List of 22 Amazing Sex Toys

RoseMarch 2, 2023

Intro to Fun Factory as a Manufacturer There are sex toys, and then there are Fun Factory toys. Fun Factory is a well-known and respected adult toy manufacturer creating high-quality products for over 20 years. Their commitment to innovation, quality, and pleasure […]

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How to Get the Most Out Strap-On Sex: 7 Tips

RoseFebruary 28, 2023

Strap-on sex can be fun for anyone of any gender. The illustrated picture depicts lookalike sex toys by popular brands

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A Bargain Toy & Reliable Toy – OG Pro 2 & P. Cat Review

RoseFebruary 23, 2023

One of these toys was a hit, and the other? A huge miss.

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A Fantastic Feast of a Toy – Bel Air Bombshell Review

RoseFebruary 17, 2023

It’s time for another Betty’s Toy Box review, and today, I’m thrilled to talk about the Bel Air Bombshell rabbit vibrator.  First Impressions Sex toys from Betty’s Toy Box arrive in unassuming packages, leaving everything to the imagination. The  Bel Air Bombshell […]

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Peachu: A Remarkably Disappointing Review

RoseFebruary 10, 2023

Look at that big, orange blob of disappointment!

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Rose is a seasoned self-fucker and sex toy reviewer. This year marks 14 years of sex blogging. She's unapologetically honest and dedicated to bringing you unique reviews.

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