Introduction The Rave by We-Vibe is one ugly ass toy. It reminds me of the mutants from The Hills Have Eyes, so not an attractive quality in a toy. I loved the purple shade it came in, but that didn’t make up the design. I cannot figure out how the Rave by We-Vibe is […]
REVIEW: Pure Wand
~Or~ Oh Hai, So the Pure Wand G-Spot dildo is Fucking Amazing Allow me to begin… I had one major goal as a sex toy reviewer when I first started out: that I would one day own the Njoy Pure Wand g-spot dildo. Whelp, that one day has happened, thanks to the wonderful folks over at Patsy Sue. […]
Monday Recap and Le Future Week of OHB (*hint hint* Massive Giveaway)
As of late things have been pretty slow. However, I have plans to make my blog super-fucking-awesome. I have every intention of creating a massive giveaway in celebration of my 1+ years of blogging. Tantus, Good Vibrations, Bad Dragon and Lovehoney will all be sponsoring this giveaway; all of them are my favorite stores. I’m trying […]
Vamp Dildo Review by Tantus
Review of the Vamp dildo by Tantus.
REVIEW: BOSS by FUN FACTORY
~or~ Ow, Take that Out! I went through serious withdraw from Good Vibes when the affiliate manager went away on vacation to a sex convention I could never afford to attend. However, when I received the Boss in the mail from Fun Factory I panicked; did someone get my address? I didn’t know who had sent this […]
REVIEW: SATISFY ME DILDO
~or~ Fuck you, anorgasmia ~or~ The sex toy that gave me hope First Impression: Lovehoney sent me the perfect sex toy for my frustrating anorgasmia “flare-up” without realizing it, for which I am truly grateful. I’ve found that the only thing that will satisfy me sexually, even without a resulting orgasm, is g-spot stimulation without vibrations. […]
REVIEW: VIXSKIN MAVERICK
On Her Back Presents: The Vixen Creations Vixskin Maverick Initial thoughts on the Vixskin Maverick: As with all my other large toys I thought, “Ow!” just by looking at it and it was the same going in. It felt like I was tearing. Whether because I was not aroused enough this last time makes sense […]
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REVIEW: GREEDY GIRL RABBIT VIBRATOR
~or~ Yes, please This 50 Shades Greedy Girl Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator is just as fucking awesome (except a little more) as the Oooh Rabbit Vibrator Lovehoney sent me when I first started reviewing for them. Although this Rabbit vibe doesn’t do a fun, twirly dance (dear lord–for the life of me I cannot spell the word that describes […]
REVIEW: Divine Interventions, or, A Cautionary Tail
So, a few weeks ago I contacted Divine Interventions to request a review copy of one of their toy, either the Jackhammer Jesus or God’s Immaculate Rod to use in my upcoming “Unusual Sex Toys” series. The owner was kind enough to send me one of each of those toys. Here’s where things start to […]
REVIEW: CADET
“Bullshit,” she said. “I’ve never had any toy give me a g-spot orgasm. You’ll excuse me if I don’t have faith in your curve.” “Take me,” he said. “Make me yours. I will show you exquisite pleasure. Let me please you, caress you, make you quiver and shake as you come all over me. I […]