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HOTKINKYJO Bulge Balls Dildo Review: Strong Suction Cup – Magnificent, Versatile Pleasure

RoseDecember 15, 2024

About Mr Hankey’s Mr. Hankey’s toys have won numerous adult awards for their fantastic silicone products, which are crafted in molds they design and create themselves. When Mr Hankey’s Toys reached out to me to review six of their toys, I *squeed* […]

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RealCock2 Dirk Review – The Most Realistic Silicone Dick I Own

RoseMarch 4, 2024

The RealCock2 Dirk Dildo – A Review As a reviewer, receiving a toy you’ve been drooling over for years is always a thrill. Enter: RealCock2 and RealDoll. While RealDoll produces incredibly expensive but well-made and durable, life-size silicone dolls to fuck, RealCock2 […]

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Welcome to the Wonderful World of Sex Blogging

RoseFebruary 29, 2024

Over the last month, I’ve collected excellent reviews, articles, and personal pieces for y’all. They’re all stellar. These are all bloggers I know and trust, so you can be sure you’re getting quality writing that you can trust. Let’s get started with me! 

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Sinful Sunday – A Moment of Happiness

RoseJune 10, 2023

I haven’t announced this publicly, but my wife told me she was divorcing me the day after I got out of the psych ward in May (I was having a grippy-sock vacation for a week). I’m struggling and have been going up […]

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A Staggering Disappointment: Huntington Beach Vibrator Review – Why?

RoseJune 10, 2023

The Huntington Beach Vibrator sent to me by Betty’s Toy Box review is up for review! Betty’s Toy Box is an online relater that was up for an AVN award this year. They don’t use gendered language; their toys are body-safe and […]

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Affordable Carl Caterpillar Thrusting Dildo, Necklace Vibrator, and G-Spot Vibrator Review

RoseJanuary 15, 2023

I was sent three toys by Bestvibe for review. One was a hit, one was a miss, and one shouldn’t have been a necklace.

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Neo Elite Glow in the Dark 7.5 Inch Silicone Dildo Review

RoseApril 19, 2021

When I was a newer blogger, I started out working with some manufacturers. Blush Novelties was one of them, and that made them special. Now, after my hiatus, I’m back and working with Blush again. This time, Blush sent me the Neo […]

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A Week in Sex Toys #4

RoseApril 8, 2021

I’ve got some good posts for y’all today. I’ve read a bunch of blogs to find the ones that I want to showcase here and I hope you’ll enjoy them as much as I do! Super Smash Cache First, let’s take a […]

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I’m Starting a Weekly Sex Toy Review Roundup! Join Here.

RoseApril 1, 2020

EDIT: I’ve readjusted how I do this and do not take submissions anymore. Hey all! Welcome to A Bundle of Sex Toys, a sex toy roundup that is a collection of sex toy reviews, giveaways and articles posted from the past week […]

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About Rose

Rose is a seasoned self-fucker and sex toy reviewer. This year marks 14 years of sex blogging. She's unapologetically honest and dedicated to bringing you unique reviews.

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Upcoming Reviews:

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Recent Sh*t

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  • Unique Spinx Nipple Clamps: A Mini Review
  • Surprisingly Weird – Elatia Tickling Vibrator & Beta Swing

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