Introduction to Sex Dolls Over a year ago, I had one of the most exciting experiences as a sex toy reviewer: I was contacted and offered a sex doll for review. To say I was ecstatic was an understatement. I couldn’t believe […]
Silicone is my favorite body-safe material, and this beautiful silicone, burgundy, perfectly shaped rabbit blew me away. Rabbits are hard to catch if you like them. Each body is so different that it’s impossible always to find the right design (with one exception!). I had to try this one out since I’ve had a good time with Lovehoney rabbits.
Fleshlight isn’t just for people with penises! This gal was privileged to review part of the Fleshlight Freakz line many years ago. Starting with the blood-sucking dildo that obviously would be the dick of Dracula, I explored the girth, the texture, and how the toy felt.
The Organotoys Fairytree dildo is a work of art. Organotoys have literally created a fuckable work of silicone airbrushed art.
The RealCock2 Dirk Dildo – A Review As a reviewer, receiving a toy you’ve been drooling over for years is always a thrill. Enter: RealCock2 and RealDoll. While RealDoll produces incredibly expensive but well-made and durable, life-size silicone dolls to fuck, RealCock2 […]
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It was approximately a million years ago, in 2013, that I began reviewing toys.
Innovative Best Vibe Flapping Tongue G-Spot Vibrator Introduction I was in for a treat with the Bestvibe Flapping Tongue G-Spot Vibrator. I love working with Bestvibe. They’re a white-label company that has a wide variety of toys. Some are hit-and-miss, which is […]
Three days before I got the diagnosis of a vulvar autoimmune disease, the Nothosaur Goblin dildo arrived in the mail. Knowing already that I experience pain with penetration, I chose the “mini” size for my Goblin, pre-colored with a lime green base and a shaft of purple. Which, unsurprisingly, reminded me of “Barnie,” the dinosaur from my childhood.
I was too excited to use the VIM, so I took it into the shower while my wife was in the hotel suite. I used to masturbate in the water when we lived in our tiny apartment, too.