Have a nice picture before I begin with today’s TMI Tuesday: @sexualhappiness supersex vibe I’m reviewing. Onherback.com 🤗 A photo posted by Rose (@on_her_back) on May 5, 2016 at 6:05pm PDT 1. Have you ever had bad sex? Why do you think it was bad? It was bad because I just fucking laid there. It […]
TMI Tuesday: Spring Has Sprung!
Spring has sprung! Supposedly the warmer weather makes us want to strip down and get down. Tell TMI Tuesday blog about your sexy spring. And once you read mine, comment and tell me what your answers would be! 1. Do you shave and what do you shave? Yep. If I don’t my mother and sister […]
Sexy TMI–Let’s Get Public!
I’m on the hunt, you guys. On the hunt for more content for my blog. My job doesn’t allow me much time for blogging so I want to do little fun memes and shit like that. However, it’s not looking too good for the memes out there. And by that I mean there are […]
REVIEW: Prism VII and Rosa
~or~ There’s Two L’amourose in There?? This is going to be a joint sex toy review of both the Prism VII and the Rosa by L’amourose because I got them together and the g-spot stimulation curve is quite the same as the other. Though one is smaller and stout, and the other is lean and […]
Finding the Time to Blog about Masturbation
~or~ Excuse Me While I Go Write About Masturbation Dudes and Duttets, both and other, nothing, or something in between who follow my masturbation adventures: I haven’t been updating my lovely blog about my jacking off adventures, nor have I written sex toy reviews as of late. You probably noticed that and it’s fucking bugging […]
REVIEW: Mona
Allow me to begin with the Mona by Lelo… You’ve probably heard my fellow bloggers sing praise to the Lelo Mona; this reviewer is no exception. I was surprised, actually, by how much this toy kicked ass. I expected something good, considering how much I’ve heard about this toy, but I wasn’t expecting it to be fucking good. I […]
REVIEW: Pleasure Mates Collection
~Or~ We-Vibe Pleasure Mates Collection–Gotta Collect them all! (see what I did there? I’m hilarious.) Before we get to the We-Vibe Pleasure Mates Collection… I’m going to have to start making quickie reviews for you all because I’m behind on reviews and my life is bat shit crazy right now (at least I’m not bat […]
Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder and Me
HYPOACTIVE SEXUAL DESIRE DISORDER The other day I forced myself to masturbate. It was one of the most uncomfortable nights I’ve had as a sex toy reviewer. We all know by now that my meds left me with NO libido. I usually masturbate just enough to get good notes for the toys and then […]
REVIEW: Motorhead Ace of Spades Vibrator
Allow me to talk about the Motorhead Ace of Spades Vibrator… Every so often a toy comes along that surprises me. The Motörhead Ace of Spades 7 Function Power Classic Vibrator from Lovehoney is that toy. From a toy that inexpensive I expected a nice little massage on my clit but OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, […]
REVIEW: Pure Wand
~Or~ Oh Hai, So the Pure Wand G-Spot dildo is Fucking Amazing Allow me to begin… I had one major goal as a sex toy reviewer when I first started out: that I would one day own the Njoy Pure Wand g-spot dildo. Whelp, that one day has happened, thanks to the wonderful folks over at Patsy Sue. […]






