This isn’t a review post, but I just had to introduce my new idea: sex toy-inspired paintings. I’ve been having a goddamn ball painting, and it’s even MORE FUN to do it to match the sex toys that I review. Here are the first few. Pictured are the Dame Arc and Peachu and my fucking art.

I was wondering: would you all want to buy the toy with the art when the review is completed?

Also, taking guesses, do y’all think either of these toys hit the spot?