First Impressions of the Womanizer Premium Design, Vibrations, and Execution Materials, Care, and Keeping Womanizer Premium in Action My Experience with the Womanizer Premium Final Thoughts TikTok vid at the end of the review First Impressions My first experience with an oral sex simulator was with the We-Vibe Melt, and I loved it. I was so excited to branch […]
REVIEW: Pillow Talk Sassy
First Impressions and Packaging Let’s Get Physical Materials, Care, and Keeping Sassy in Action My Experience with the Pillow Talk Sassy Final Thoughts First Impressions and Packaging I’m not going to lie; I often pick toys that I think I’ll enjoy. While I want to steer you away from bad toys, I also want to […]
REVIEW: Romp Shine
Ohhh, you guys, I’m going to do something that brings me no pleasure; this review is not favorable to the Romp Shine, an oral sex simulator toy. Now, here’s the deal: I could not charge either toy, so I don’t have a standard review for you today. Instead, I will tell you why this toy […]
REVIEW: Melt by We-Vibe
First Impressions and Packaging Let’s Get Physical Materials, Care, and Keeping We-Vibe Melt in Action My Experience with Melt by We-Vibe Final Thoughts Where to purchase the We-Vibe Melt First Impression I love anything, and everything We-Vibe packaged. The Melt by We-Vibe-an oral sex simulator-was no exception. It came in a sturdy box that I’ll […]
REVIEW: Tantus Uncut II
Once again, Tantus hits the spot The Tantus Uncut #2 is an uncircumcised dildo, one of the first of it’s kind (Bad Dragon also has uncircumcised dildos, though they are fantasy dildos). It’s another dual-density toy of theirs, the Adam O2 and Flurry O2 are two other Tantus toys of their kind that I’ve reviewed. Once […]
REVIEW: Tantus Flurry O2
Tantus sent me the Flurry O2… I’d heard so much about Tantus when I first started reviewing. Since then, I’ve had the (literal) pleasure of reviewing many toys for them (like the Adam O2, Perfect Plug Kit, Purr, Vamp, Little Flirt) and they were all so different. I tend to choose toys that are unique so […]
REVIEW: Kelvin the Ice Dragon
Nox the Night Drake You’ve seen me review Crackers and Scorn the Wyvern. After I posted these reviews Bad Dragon wanted to continue working with me. So the next toy they sent me was Nox. Holy. Fucking. Shit. That thing was huge. Like, too big for me to even get the whole tip of the […]
REVIEW: Bouncer
I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer ages ago and knew it was something I had to have inside of me. When I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer in a sex toy shop, and couldn’t stop shaking it like a shake-weight. I wondered, “Would this be a workout for my vag?” However, I have the kGoal Minna to […]
REVIEW: Amor
~Mi Amor, for my ass and my vagina~ Okay, that sappy title is over. I just couldn’t resist. I mean, come on, the toy is called “love”. How could I pass that up? As usual when Fun Factory sends me toys, my seat gets wet. The Amor looks basic and it is basic. But that’s […]
REVIEW: Supersex G-Spot Vibrator
~or~ Supersex G-Spot Vibrator Rox My Sox Lovehoney is by far my favorite sex toy shop ever and OH MY GOD they sent me moar toys. I’ve reviewed the Tracey Cox Supersex Rabbit toy already in black, my favorite sex toy color, and this hit the spot, just like the rabbit counterpart did. The Tracey Cox Supersex Rabbit […]