On Her Back presents: The Thundering Thor’s “Super Hung Hero Hammer” I expected a bit more “bang!” than what Doc Johnson’s The Hammer gave me but it was still pretty hot, being fucked by a powerful and mythical instrument. While it’s nothing compared to the Hulk’s Penis or Vixen’s Maverick it’s still somewhat filling. Ever since the […]
REVIEW: FLESHLIGHT ZOMBIE DILDO
Initial thoughts: Oh my god. First off, how is that going to fit in me? And all the texture, this is either going to be a hit or a miss. I wrote my thesis on zombie apocalypse literature so zombie’s hold a dear spot in my heart (and now in my vagina…) so when I […]
Guest Reviewer: Omni Lust, on The Siren by Pleasure Works
When I first posted Jessica’s review I didn’t mention her name–Jessica Rabbit–or her blog http://www.omnilust.com, both of which are pretty cool. Without further ado (and some credit!) I give you Jessica from Omni Lust! I love winning things… especially sex toys! I was excited to win a spot as the guest reviewer at On Her Back. My […]
REVIEW: FLORA
Good Vibrations sent me the Flora to review a long, long time ago. I kept putting it off for various reasons but the most relevant to this review was that it is so underwhelming. I mean, this thing is minuscule (says my gaping vagina). It didn’t do it at all for me, although I suppose […]
REVIEW: RHINO by TRAZ
I was sooo excited when Traz contacted me to review their new products: the Rhino sleeves. I don’t have a penis to play with but I sure did have a shitton of underwhelming vibes/dildos that needed some help so I happily obliged. With or without a real dick to play with, you’ll find a use […]
REVIEW: GREEDY GIRL RABBIT VIBRATOR
~or~ Yes, please This 50 Shades Greedy Girl Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator is just as fucking awesome (except a little more) as the Oooh Rabbit Vibrator Lovehoney sent me when I first started reviewing for them. Although this Rabbit vibe doesn’t do a fun, twirly dance (dear lord–for the life of me I cannot spell the word that describes […]
REVIEW: 21 DIAMOND VIBRATOR
~or~ This diamond ain’t my best friend So this is a review I wanted to get out of the way once and for all (emphasis on the “once”). The 21 Diamond Vibrator is not a sex toy I’ll be using again. Aesthetically it’s pleasing, but that’s the only pleasing thing about the 21 Diamond “Here’s a […]
REVIEW: LOVEHONEY CROTCHLESS THONG
Can we all just take a moment to admire my ass? Garters are my favorite type of lingerie, they’re always sexy and the most sexy-time fun I’ve had was when I was wearing garters. We don’t see them often enough, well, we don’t see them as often as I’d like. That’s why I was thrilled […]
REVIEW: CRACKERS by BAD DRAGON
~or~ My First Dragon Dick! Never before have I experience a cock as large as Crackers’ the Bad Dragon dildo. When I was corresponding with the Bad Dragon rep he advised me to go with a “small” rather than a “mini” Dragon because my body can learn to accommodate the small where I may outgrow the […]
REVIEW: BLUE MOTION by OhMiBod
I had this fantasy, one that I realized could come true with the Blue Motion. I wanted to wear the vibe in public, with the “one size fits some” thong. I’d be in the theater, watching a movie (Hunger Games anyone?) while they were outside, sitting down waiting for me outside but also controlling my […]