~or~ There’s Two L’amourose in There?? This is going to be a joint sex toy review of both the Prism VII and the Rosa by L’amourose because I got them together and the g-spot stimulation curve is quite the same as the other. Though one is smaller and stout, and the other is lean and […]
~or~ Excuse Me While I Go Write About Masturbation Dudes and Duttets, both and other, nothing, or something in between who follow my masturbation adventures: I haven’t been updating my lovely blog about my jacking off adventures, nor have I written sex toy reviews as of late. You probably noticed that and it’s fucking bugging […]
~Or~ We-Vibe Pleasure Mates Collection–Gotta Collect them all! (see what I did there? I’m hilarious.) Before we get to the We-Vibe Pleasure Mates Collection… I’m going to have to start making quickie reviews for you all because I’m behind on reviews and my life is bat shit crazy right now (at least I’m not bat […]
~or~ Yes, please; More please She’s back! Guess who has the first review in a long time for you? (I do, in case there was any question about it.) Today I’ll be bringing out a review of Cal Exotic Novelties sex toy “Lover’s Wand.” You know how I love my Tango, and my (Hitachi) Magic Wand and–you […]
~Or~ What what, in the butt Note: Since publication, Good Vibes has stopped carrying Sliquid H2O. Let me begin: August was anal month, a theme started by Good Vibrations that made me excited to stick things in my ass. I’ve never tried silicone lube before because most of my toys are silicone, so I jumped up […]
~or~ The Rabbit that kept on Hoppin’ Let me begin: One of the things I love most in my blogging life is when I come across a toy with pretty much nothing wrong with it. The Tracey Cox Supersex USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (try saying that ten times fast–you’ll finish in a few weeks) is similar to […]
~or~ This Vampire still likes me even though I don’t have a period Let Me Start Out by Saying: The Dracula dildo wasn’t something special to me, sure it’s a vampire dick, which makes it ultra-cool; and sure, the dildo is bright-fucking-red, a color that is not found very often but for a good reason: it made it look like […]
How it all started: You have no idea how excited I was when Tantus sent me a little bundle of toys. Since I first started reviewing, a year and a few months ago, I had my sights set on Tantus. Other reviewers raved about them and I knew I would need to jump on board with […]
~or~ The Magic (Wand) Keeps on Happening This is a rather short review, I’ve included the link to the Original Magic Wand below. When I got this toy: Holy crap, you guys. Holy crap. Could the Magic Wand get any better? That’s what I asked myself when I was offered the opportunity to review the rechargeable Magic Wand. […]
~or~ Am I Taking a Dump? Shimmy to the right, shimmy to the left, a workout in my ass. When I got this toy:After first using the B-balls by Fun Factory, sent to me by Lovehoney, I was confused about their intended purpose. It was a butt plug that doubled as anal beads–VERY big anal […]
