Say hello to Tracy’s Dog, Elatia Clitoral Tickling Rabbit Vibrator, and the Beta Swing Rabbit Vibrator in today’s review. Often, I anticipate how well a toy will perform. I can predict what features may be ridiculous—like two moving fingers for internal and external use. But then there are times when I’m wrong, and the foolish […]
HotKinkyJo Bulge Balls Dildo Review: Strong Suction Cup – Magnificent, Versatile Pleasure
About Mr Hankey’s Mr. Hankey’s toys have won many adult awards for their fantastic silicone toys, which are formed in molds they craft themselves. When Mr Hankey’s Toys reached out to me to review six of their toys, I *squeed* like a little girl. I’ve admired them afar for some time now, and it’s my […]
Unveiling the Ultimate 13 ROMP Sex Toys: Elevate Your Intimacy with Our Exclusive Roundup!
Introduction to ROMP Sex Toys Sex toys can’t reliably be called “affordable” anymore. With most toys being around $50-60 minimum and toys cheaper than that being sub-par, when I find quality sex toys at an affordable price, I have to sing about it. Enter ROMP. ROMP is a sex toy brand owned by Wow-Tech (who […]
Sex Blogger Roundup #6
Let’s start with me ’cause…. me. This week I reviewed a silly little vibrator unfortunately named “Muah.” I wish I’d liked it more because of its price point. It’s certainly not worth the $40 price tag which is a huge bummer. I also created a list of some cheap (it’s all relative) sex toys. Sex […]
I Went Into the Wild and Took Sex Toy Pics
I love everything and anything to do with nature; be it rocks, rivers, lakes, snakes. I just love it all! So, today when my wife and I went down to a trailhead I took some sex toys with me and took nature photos with them. My favorite photos of sex toys are all taken outside […]
Nexus Hux 7 Inch Silicone Dildo Review
Today, the review is for the Nexus Hux 7 Inch Silicone Dildo. I like texture in a dildo. It stimulates different parts of my body and it makes the review a little more interesting. However, there are times when I just want a smooth experience so I turn to a smooth dildo. I’m not gonna […]
REVIEW: Cocoa Butter Lube w/ Disclaimer
A Little About the Butter’s Hygienics Co. DISCLAIMER: Since I posted it, the owner’s personal Twitter feed, which was public, revealed a series of regular misogynistic Tweets. Please consider this before purchasing. The Butter’s is a black, queer-owned company, and the products are handcrafted. I love this. Anything queer is something I can stand behind, and, […]
REVIEW: Palm Grease for D*ck Stroking w/ Disclaimer
First Impressions DISCLAIMER: Since I posted it, the owner’s personal Twitter feed, which was public, revealed a series of regular misogynistic Tweets. Please consider this before purchasing. You’ll note that recently I was given the Butters Original Lube Aloe x Shea and it opened up a whole new world for me and jacking off in […]
REVIEW: Lube Aloe x Shea w/ Disclaimer
First Impressions and Packaging A Little About the Butter’s Hygienics Co. Oil-Based Lube The Butter’s Hygienics Original Lube w/ Aloe x Shea is a Solid Lube A Side Note Final Thoughts DISCLAIMER: Since I posted it, the owner’s personal Twitter feed, which was public, revealed a series of regular misogynistic Tweets. Please consider this before […]
REVIEW: Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Lux Realistic Black 5.5″ Dildo and Lifelike Lover Pink 8″ Dildo
Lovehoney Black 5.5 Inch Silicone Dildo and Pink 8 Inch Dildo I’m going to start off by saying that these names are ridiculously long. So, when I talk about the Black 5.5” Dildo I’m talking about the Black Lifelike Lover Luxe Silicone Realistic Dildo 5.5 Inch Dildo and when I discuss Pink Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Silicone Dildo 8 […]