Woo hoo! It’s Christmas time, you all, and the advent calendars are coming out! I was thrilled to be handed the “Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar.“ I did an unboxing on IG Live and lost the footage, so I’m bringing the focus back to my blog. Since I published my unboxings, the Women’s Calendar has […]
Sex Toys Under $60
Y’all, life is absolutely batshit right now, and we could all use a little (self) love. A lot of us, myself included, are struggling financially. That’s a large part of the reason I’m running a sex toy giveaway every month. I want us all to have access to pleasure. You can check out the current […]
I Went Into the Wild and Took Sex Toy Pics
I love everything and anything to do with nature; be it rocks, rivers, lakes, snakes. I just love it all! So, today when my wife and I went down to a trailhead I took some sex toys with me and took nature photos with them. My favorite photos of sex toys are all taken outside […]
Highlight: The Vibed
I am thrilled to announce my sponsorship with The Vibed! The Vibed’s slogan is, “True love starts with yourself!” and that slogan rings true. I’ve found that masturbation is the key to good sex; or good sex in itself. To support a store, I have to be comfortable with them, and most of the toys […]
REVIEW: Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Lux Realistic Black 5.5″ Dildo and Lifelike Lover Pink 8″ Dildo
Lovehoney Black 5.5 Inch Silicone Dildo and Pink 8 Inch Dildo I’m going to start off by saying that these names are ridiculously long. So, when I talk about the Black 5.5” Dildo I’m talking about the Black Lifelike Lover Luxe Silicone Realistic Dildo 5.5 Inch Dildo and when I discuss Pink Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Silicone Dildo 8 […]
A Bundle of Butt Plugs
Sexy Haiku: Sometimes I wish that I could stick them all in me All at the same time
REVIEW: Volta
So, here’s the deal with Fun Factory I’ve been reviewing for Fun Factory for about four years now, and although I haven’t loved all their products, I can vouch for the quality of their toys; likewise for the Volta. Fun Factory creates the weirdest toys, like the Pulsators (vag cam on this one. NSFW). The […]
REVIEW: Ooh Vibrator Kit
First Impressions of the Ooh Vibrator motor and attachments: This is my first review in months and I’m so excited to start once again with toys from Good Vibrations. Good Vibes gave me my first toy and they will forever hold a special place in my…vagina. I’ve had great experiences with Good Vibrations’ toys and […]
REVIEW: Tantus Uncut II
Once again, Tantus hits the spot The Tantus Uncut #2 is an uncircumcised dildo, one of the first of it’s kind (Bad Dragon also has uncircumcised dildos, though they are fantasy dildos). It’s another dual-density toy of theirs, the Adam O2 and Flurry O2 are two other Tantus toys of their kind that I’ve reviewed. Once […]
REVIEW: Tantus Flurry O2
Tantus sent me the Flurry O2… I’d heard so much about Tantus when I first started reviewing. Since then, I’ve had the (literal) pleasure of reviewing many toys for them (like the Adam O2, Perfect Plug Kit, Purr, Vamp, Little Flirt) and they were all so different. I tend to choose toys that are unique so […]