Hey peeps, You may have noticed that I took my site down. After a two-and-a-half month fling with my 53-year-old neighbor and my 26-year-old self I found out that I was experiencing sexual assault as I slept by the man I chose to trust. “Why didn’t I wake up to the sexual assault?” was the […]
Monday Recap and Le Future Week of OHB (*hint hint* Massive Giveaway)
As of late things have been pretty slow. However, I have plans to make my blog super-fucking-awesome. I have every intention of creating a massive giveaway in celebration of my 1+ years of blogging. Tantus, Good Vibrations, Bad Dragon and Lovehoney will all be sponsoring this giveaway; all of them are my favorite stores. I’m trying […]
March Teaser
I have a bunch of reviews lined up so you’re about to get a face full of sex toys. I can tell you that there are two giants suckages in the following list. Here’s what I have coming up (in no particular order): Kiki by Pico Bong Maverick by Vixen Creations Velkyrie Thong Harness by […]