About the Exotic Erotices Hippocampus Dildo Exotic Erotics Hippocampus dildo is a decade-long review in progress. In 2013, as a young reviewer, I paid shipping, and Exotic Erotics sent me a customized Hippocampus. It’s a decade later, and I have a review for you! I publish this with shame for not doing it until now, […]
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Review: Organotoy – Abradrachabra & Humphrey
I don’t often review fantasy toys, but I have a damn good reason to do so when I do. A long while ago, I stumbled across a Tweet accusing Organotoy airbrushed toys of being not-body-safe because they delaminated. While their response to the customer wasn’t exemplary, I still wanted to experience this toy for myself […]