Intro to Alan Dual-Density vibrating dildo and suction cup dildo & They/Them super soft dildo I am so happy to be working with Tantus again. They’re one of my favorite sex toy manufacturers/retailers. All of their dildos are silicone and many have holes for a bullet vibrator like the Alan dual-density vibrating dildo. Alan O2 […]
Finding the Time to Blog about Masturbation
~or~ Excuse Me While I Go Write About Masturbation Dudes and Duttets, both and other, nothing, or something in between who follow my masturbation adventures: I haven’t been updating my lovely blog about my jacking off adventures, nor have I written sex toy reviews as of late. You probably noticed that and it’s fucking bugging […]
REVIEW: Pleasure Mates Collection
~Or~ We-Vibe Pleasure Mates Collection–Gotta Collect them all! (see what I did there? I’m hilarious.) Before we get to the We-Vibe Pleasure Mates Collection… I’m going to have to start making quickie reviews for you all because I’m behind on reviews and my life is bat shit crazy right now (at least I’m not bat […]
REVIEW: Stronic Zwei
~or~ OMG MY VAGINA Did I get your attention? The Stronic Zwei by Fun Factory got mine; not only that but it also required three pages of notes in order to make sure that you know how wonderful this toy is. I swear, this toy will be the one that makes me ejaculate. I’m going to start […]
REVIEW: Lube Shooter
~Or~ What what, in the butt Note: Since publication, Good Vibes has stopped carrying Sliquid H2O. Let me begin: August was anal month, a theme started by Good Vibrations that made me excited to stick things in my ass. I’ve never tried silicone lube before because most of my toys are silicone, so I jumped up […]
REVIEW: Perfect Butt Plug
~or~ Did that go all the way to my stomach? I’ve been having the most terrible luck when it comes to my Tantus butt review items. There was one I hated and ones–that were anal-safe dildos–that I was not in love with but ones that I didn’t hate as much as the Little Flirt. Fortunately, I […]
Review: Tantus Purr (I Wasn’t Purring)
How it all started: You have no idea how excited I was when Tantus sent me a little bundle of toys. Since I first started reviewing, a year and a few months ago, I had my sights set on Tantus. Other reviewers raved about them and I knew I would need to jump on board with […]
REVIEW: FUN FACTORY BBALLS
~or~ Am I Taking a Dump? Shimmy to the right, shimmy to the left, a workout in my ass. When I got this toy:After first using the B-balls by Fun Factory, sent to me by Lovehoney, I was confused about their intended purpose. It was a butt plug that doubled as anal beads–VERY big anal […]
Review: Lesbian Sex by Jude Schell
I was going crazy looking for a lesbian Kama Sutra book. It’s not as easy as you’d think. Or, maybe I’m completely inept at Googling what I’m looking for. Anyway, a Good Vibrations store just opened up in my city and I was itching to have a look. I brought a girl friend with me […]