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Back with another Bestvibe review, and, as usual, some were a hit, and others were a miss. As a reviewer, I usually choose toys I will enjoy. I know my body, and many readers like what I like. If it’s a weird toy, however, I’m all for it whether or not I think I’ll like it. Why do I do this? Because I want you to have as many reviews as possible, that will work for you. For this Bestvibe review, I picked two toys I thought I’d like – the banana vibrator and Licking rabbit – and one toy that’s just fucking weird – the Bestvibe Octopus licker. 

Today’s review will cover the 3 In 1 Heating Licking Rabbit Vibrator, Lolita-Electric 7 Sucking & Licking Baby Octopus Vibrator For Beginner, and Half Peeled Banana G Spot Vibrator. I chose the Banana because that shit’s adorable. I’ve had a great time with licking toys and love g-spot stimulation. Did these live up to my expectations? 

Heating, Licking Rabbit Vibrator

I was looking forward to the  Heating Licking Rabbit Vibrator. I’ve reviewed many rabbit toys, and I’m thrilled when they’re different. This Licking Rabbit Vibrator is a beautiful red silicone color that many love, but few toys are made in this shade. 

When I saw the “licker vibrator,” I was enthralled. I love licking sensations in my vibrators, and I was sure this toy would hit the spot. 

After I charged the Bestvibe Licking Rabbit Vibrator with the USB charger with which the toy came, I was ready to play. I put a big ol’ dollop of lube on the shaft and turned on the toy. That was where it first went wrong. 

Although I had fully charged it, the vibrations of the Bestvibe Licking Rabbit Vibrator were high and buzzy. Don’t get me wrong; some of us like buzzy vibes, and I can get off on them, but this was a disaster. 

Immediately there were body-coordinating issues.

Once I got past the realization that the vibes would suck, the alignment was wrong with the Bestvibe Heating Licking Rabbit. With the rabbit vibrator entirely inserted in my vagina, the “licker” didn’t align with my body. Although there are two independent motors for both the shaft and the clitoral stimulator, the buzziness of the toy completely ruined the sensation when I used my fingers to push the rabbit arms against my clit. 

The ridges of the shaft also drew me in to choose it. Strangely, I used to avoid texture, but now I’m all the fuck for it. Unfortunately, the vibrations ruined the sensation of the ribbing on the shaft. I couldn’t focus on anything than trying to position the rabbit arm and get over the buzzy vibrations. 

But I still chose it.

Another reason I chose the Bestvibe Rabbit Licker toy because the shaft is narrow. My body has been having some issues with girth. My pelvic floor is too tight, likely from the sexual trauma I endured a few years ago. However, I still love a pounding against my a-spot, so this long shaft was intriguing. 

Regarding thrusting, the rabbit took the cake as long as I turned off the vibration. The long shaft extended past my cervix, hitting the A-spot stimulation I crave. Is this enough to buy the toy at $47? It’s a gamble. Weight the pros and cons of having a buzzy vibrator with the alluring long, narrow shaft longer than the ordinary rabbit toy. 

How to Use the Bestvibe Licker G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator.

1. Long press for three seconds to turn on the Licking Rabbit Vibrator

2. Press the heating button to start heating after turning on the machine.

3. It will intelligently keep warm after reaching the somatosensory temperature.

4. Press the vibration button to adjust the vibration mode.

5. Rinse with clean water after use. Note: This rabbit vibrator can be waterproof, but please do not soak in the bathtub long.

Lolita Licking Baby Octopus Vibrator

Not only does the Lolita-Electric 7 Sucking & Licking Baby Octopus Vibrator For Beginner have such an unfortunate name, but it even has a more unfortunate design. I’ve reviewed licking toys before and loved them, so I chose this octopus. The sucking sensation, however, was just absolute shit. It wasn’t strong enough and just a nuisance at its core. The redeeming quality of the Bestvibe Licking Octopus Vibrator was the tongue.  

Lazy AF

However, I’m often lazy AF when it comes to toys. I don’t want to work, and you’d think this toy would allow me to be lazy, but NO, it made masturbation harder than I’d liked. While the licking sensation was appreciated, the work involved was not. I am incredibly out of shape, so holding my arms up and steady was not easy. The entire licking session required me to have the toy a tongues-length away from my clit. I prefer to rest my hands against the toy while the toy rests against my body.

Aesthetically, the Licking Baby Octopus Vibration is a sight. Just a sight. The damn toy only comes in baby pink, which I love, but many people are uncomfortable. While it’s my job to use the Lolita and report back, I’d be remiss if I did not mention the toy’s coloring, which may turn people off. 

Half-Peeled Banana G-Spot Vibrator

The Bestvibe Half-Peeled Banana vibrator was *chef’s kiss* through and through. However, the Half Peeled Banana G Spot Vibrator was much smaller than I anticipated. I don’t typically look at stats before I approve a toy because I want to see the vibrator IRL compared to the promo pics. I want to know if the picture accurately represents what we will get. 

Not only was the Half-Peeled Banana G-Spot Vibrator fucking adorable to the core, but controlling this Bestvibe vibrator was a breeze. One button, thank goddess, contains the power and speed of the Banana vibrator. Regardless, though there weren’t many speed options, I was pleased. The Bestvibe Banana Vibrator has three speeds and seven intensities to the toy. That’s low, but it’s enough. 

The Setup

As far as the silicone shaft of the Banana Vibrator is concerned, while the Banana Vibrator is short, it’s the appropriate length for the g-spot stimulation. The g-spot is located in the first 2-3 inches of the vagina, so this toy didn’t need to be very long to hit the spot. My G-spot is a bit further in my vagina; therefore, this toy almost didn’t do it for me internally. The shaft shape is somewhat dramatic compared to, say, THE HYPE, but it still applied pressure against my Skene’s Glands to stimulate my G-spot and give me the sensation I needed to pee with heightened pleasure. 

I found that I enjoyed using the Bestvibe Banana Vibrator on my clit. The banana peels of the toy don’t stimulate my clit when using this toy internally. Still, the Bestvibe Banana gets my seal of approval. 

Details of the Best Vibe Banana Vibrator

♥ Innovative banana design, this cute G-spot vibrator offers double stimulation on your juicy vagina and sensitive clitoris.

♥ 3 vibrating intensities and seven frequencies drive you to the pleasure peak.

♥ One-button control for easy operation

♥ It’s petite enough to carry away and keep your secret.

Overall

Like my most recent Bestvibe review, I got one “hit” and two “misses.” That is not bad for a white-label company. While the red Heating Licking Rabbit Vibrator didn’t cut it with buzzy vibrations, the shaft length was perfect for me. However, as far as “rabbit” goes, this vibrator didn’t align with my body, nor were the buzzy vibrations adequate. 

The Lolita-Electric 7 Sucking & Licking Baby Octopus Vibrator For Beginners was a funny toy but challenging. You have to hold the toy gently against your body to get the licking sensation from someone who rests their hands against the toy and the toy against my body; this was no good. The licking movement was superb, but I couldn’t hold it comfortably enough to climax.

The Half-Peeled Rabbit was the winner of this group. It’s a comfortable girth with good vibrations and is curved perfectly for g-spot stimulation. When nestled against my G-spot, the vibrations were strong.

Similar toys that may work for you

If you’re looking for an affordable rabbit, this may do; or, if you’re willing to spend a bit extra, it’s worth looking at this rabbit vibrator that keeps constant contact with your body. Good rabbit vibrators that lick do, in fact, exist. However, this red “licking” vibrator was no good. The Heating Licker rabbit does not function as a rabbit vibrator, but the shaft is long.

The “Half-Peeled Banana” is *a chef’s kiss* and I highly recommend it for its ease of use, design, and vibrations. However, it isn’t the longest vibrator. That being said, the g-spot is usually 2-3 inches from the entrance of the vagina, and this Half-Peeled Banana vibrator is shaped perfectly for g-spot stimulation, and the length is the right length to hit a lot of people’s g-spots. Hell, if you have a prostate you want to stimulate, this vibrator is anal-safe.

The sucking-licking baby octopus is one of the worst toys I’ve used. It was even worse than this mess. Instead, invest in an oral sex simulator, there are some budget ones out there, that do the trick. While it’s convenient to have a toy that does both, this toy is not it.

The links throughout the post are for the UK, but no worries, you can capture the Lolita, Rabbit Licker, and Half-Peeled Bananas in the United States with these links.

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