I’ve listed my favorite sex toys here for you to make your search easier. Some of these toys are from the current year and some are toys that’ll never get old like the Tango or the Mustang. Take a look and tell me what you think. If you’ve tried these toys, would you agree that they’re the bomb? Or have you found something you’d like better?
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Favorite Vibrators
Clitoral Vibes
We-Vibe Tango
This is my all-time favorite bullet vibe. The vibrations are deep and rumbly. It’s quiet and discreet. Check out my review here.
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
We-Vibe Touch
I didn’t review the We-Vibe Touch, I won it as a prize, but I’ve used it many times. I love most things by We-Vibe and the Touch is just one of many. If there’s enough interest, I’m happy to review it. You can purchase it from the stores below:
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Volta
Fun Factory makes amazing toys and several are listed here. The Volta is a vibrator that tickles your clit, or whatever else you want to tickle, with two tongues. t works similarly to another toy I’ve reviewed that is not on this list (but you can read the review here!), except is wayyyyyyy better. You can use the Volta on literally any part of your body and I just love how versitile, and pleasurable, the Volta is. You can read my review of the Volta here. The Volta also comes in a mini, battery-operated option. Purchase the Volta at the following links:
Lovehoney|Purchase here|Purchase Volita here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase rechargeable here|Purchase Volita here
Good Vibrations|Purchase here|Purchase Volita here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here|Purchase Volita here
Shevibe|Purchase here|Purchase Volita here
Pillow Talk Sassy
The Pillow Talk Sassy is one of my favorite vibrators of 2020 and it’s one I keep using. As a reviewer, I’m spoiled. I don’t always use toys past the time the review goes live. The curve is perfect for pinpoint g-spot stimulation without going overboard, but I also use the vibrations on my clit. In fact, the vibrations travel so well I can feel them inside of my vagina. You can read my review of the Pillow Talk Sassy here.
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Favorite Wand Vibrators
We-Vibe Wand
I absolutely love the We-Vibe Wand. The controls are easy, the vibrations are powerful, and it’s only on when it’s touching your hand and your body. You can read my review here.
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Good Vibes|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Original Magic Wand
The Original Magic Wand (formerly the “Hitachi Magic Wand”) was my all-time favorite sex toy for a few years. Lately, my wand of choice is the Le Wand: Feel My Power but the Original Magic Wand is still a wand I reach for. It now comes in a rechargeable option. You can read my review of the corded Magic Wand here and my review of the rechargeable Magic Wand here.
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Le Wand – Feel My Power
When I started dating my wife we went to Good Vibrations together. I ended up getting the Le Wand because of how stinkin’ cute it was and I fell in love with it. The vibrations are strong, so very strong, yet I can masturbate with it directly on my clit. Whereas with the Magic Wand, I have to have some sort of buffer like pants or a comforter. My wife and I went back to GV and ended up buying a second one. While I haven’t yet reviewed it, you can buy it from the following sites below:
Peepshow Toys|Purchase the special edition – Feel My Power Flower Art here
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Good Vibration|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Rabbit Vibrator
Nova
In my time as a reviewer, I’ve been bombarded with rabbit vibrators. The Nova is the best one I’ve come across because I believe it can be used with most bodies easier than most other rabbits. While I’ve used the Nova II, I’ve only reviewed the Nova and you can read the review of the first edition here and purchase the Nova from the following sites:
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Favorite Dildos
Realistic Dildos
Mustang
I have yet to find another dual-density toy as perfect as the Mustang. It’s a toy I still use, usually as a warm-up toy, and, much to my delight, I can fit it in my butt. The Mustang is a stable in my sex toy drawer. I suggest if you’re new to dildos, like less girth, or want to put something smaller in your butt, the Mustang is a safe toy to start with. You can read my review of the Vixen Mustang here. You can purchase the Mustang from the following stores below:
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Maverick
The Maverick is another dual-density toy like the Mustang but significantly larger. While I’ve had bigger (see: Boomer) this was a hard sex toy to take in without a warm-up. Fortunately, the Mustang is a great “starter toy” for the Maverick. With a little warm-up, it’s incredibly satisfying to take the Maverick. You can read my review here and you can purchase the Maverick from the following sites:
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase the tie-die Maverick here
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Cadet
Boomer
This realistic dildo is pretty big, especially given the girth of the dildos I usually take, which is more akin to slightly below the Maverick. However, the Boomer is a challenge, but a good one at that. I feel like size queens would be satisfied with this toy, at least as far as realistic toys go. Boomer is a cast of the porn star by the same name and is made by Fleshlight. That’s right, they have all sorts of toys at Fleshlight (or, Fleshjack in this case). I love a good challenge. I haven’t reviewed the Boomer yet but I have used it and I can vouch for my decision to add it to this list. You can get it at the following sites:
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Fleshlight|Purchase here
Non-Realistic Dildos
Colours Pleasures Pride Edition Rainbow Silicone 6 Inch Suction Cup Dildo
The Colours Pleasures Rainbow silicone dildo is a toy that came with my wife, and is my go-to dildo when I crave a good filling. It’s not boomer, but it’s the most comfortable dildo I have in my collection that is semi-realistic and single-density. While I haven’t reviewed this dildo, you can get it at the following stores and know well that I stand behind this dildo:
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase 6″ here|Purchase 8″ here
Shevibe|Purchase 5″ here|Purchase 6″ here|Purchase 8″ here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Zombie Dick
I love my zombie dildo by Fleshlight, part of the “Fleshlight Freaks” line. While it’s not sold year-round, it is a fun toy that I want to share with y’all. You can read my review of the zombie dildo here and I also reviewed a Dracula-themed dildo here in the same line. This would be a good opportunity to see how I’ve grown as a reviewer and a writer, too, because this was done when I was still figuring things out.
Lifelike Lover Lux Realistic Multi-colored Silicone Dildo
This dildo doesn’t look like anything special, but I keep using it. Its shape is reminiscent of the Mustang (review here) but isn’t nearly as expensive. It’s single-density but for the price and the fact that it has a built-in suction cup, it’s a good deal if you think the Mustang would be a good fit for you. You can read my review of the Lifelike Love Lux Realistic Multi-colored Silicone Dildo here. Then, if it sounds like your jam, you can buy it at Lovehoney with the following link:
Lovehoney|Purchase blue here|Purchase pink here
Bad Dragon Crackers
I won’t get any affiliate income through the review of the Crackers dildo but you need to know about this toy, Crackers. (Review here.) I LOVE this toy. It was my first exposure to Bad Dragon and it is a challenge in itself for me. It’s ornate and most of the Bad Dragon toys can be customized. Like I got with the Bad Dragon Kelvin and Scorn, you can get a cumtube. Or, you can have a suction cup-like my Crackers. These toys are costly but of good quality and fun. As of writing this, we’re in the middle of a pandemic (flashback to COVID-19, let’s not do that again, please) so you cannot customize the toys. But when you could customize it, there were a LOT of sizes, colors, cumtubes, suction cup options available.
Favorite Suction Sex Toys
Melt
Before the Melt, I hadn’t experienced a true oral sex simulator. The suction of the Melt is divine. I cannot get enough of my Melt and Womanizer Premium. The Melt is by We-Vibe and it utilizes the same Pleasure Air Technology that the Womanizer does. Really, to me, the Womanizer and the Melt have the same quality of suction. However, the Melt is one solid piece that doesn’t accommodate all bodies. If you want to read my review of the Melt, you can do so here. You can purchase the Melt at the stores listed below:
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Womanizer Premium
I cannot sing enough praise for the Womanizer. I just cannot. It is my most used toy. My review of this will be up soon. In the meantime, do go buy this.
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Favorite G-Spot Sex Toys
nJoy Pure Wand
The nJoy pure wand is one of my favorite g-spotters in existence. I was so excited when I was given it for review. The dramatically curved body and bulbous head hits me in the right spot–just be sure to bob it up-and-down. Thrusting in-and-out doesn’t work. You can read my review here.
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Desire Lovehoney Weighted G-Spot Dildo
The Desire Lovehoney Weighted G-Spot Dildo was not a toy I expected to love, but I do. The weight reminds me of the nJoy Pure wand and the curve is divine. When I first started reviewing I always wanted the Gigi. The Desire Lovehoney Weighted G-Spot Dildo is similarly shaped and I prefer it OVER the Gigi. The silicone is a deep purple and there are NO SEAMS. You can read my review here. You can purchase the Desire Lovehoney Weighted G-Spot Dildo at the links below:
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Mona
Epiphora, for years, raved (and still does) about the Mona. So much so that I just HAD to try it. I got it, it’s amazing. I don’t use the vibrations while I’m using the g-spot curve. I do like holding the vibrations against my clit. If you’re not into internal-play, you can still have the Mona and reap all its glory. You can read my review here. If you’d like to purchase the Mona, you can do so with these links below:
Lovehoney|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Betty’s Toy Box|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Uma
Good Vibrations was the first toy company to send me toys, and that included the Uma. While the vibrations are great, it’s the curve that really gets me. The soft, gentle curve with the larger head finds my g-spot and caresses it. You can read my review of the Uma here. If you’d like to purchase the Uma, you can do so with the following links:
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Comet II
The Comet II was a toy I was SO excited for. When I got it, I was thrilled. Then, I charged it, turned that fucker on and went at my vulva. Holy shit, the Comet is amazing. It’s a more affordable version of the Pure Wand, it vibrates, and it’s coated in silicone for those of us with metal allergies. You can read my rave review here. If you’d like to purchase the Comet II, you can do so through the following links:
Good Vibrations|Purchase here
Peepshow Toys|Purchase here
Shevibe|Purchase here
Favorite Pulsators
Stronic Line
I love everything in the Stronic line. Stronic pulsators use magnets to create thrusting movements with the toy. In fact, the toy that got me into reviewing was the Stronic Eins. Though it is no longer in production, you can read my review of the Eins here and see how I’ve grown as a reviewer. I’ve also reviewed the Stronic Zwei and the Bi-Stronic though the Zwei is no longer in production and I hated the Bi-Stronic. Below are links to two of the Stronic’s I love.
Stronic Real
The Stronic real is a straight pulsating sex toy that is easy on my cervix. There is a slight head but beyond that, it’s smooth sailing. Read the Stronic Real review here. You can buy the Stronic Real from the stores below:
Stronic-G
While the Stronic Real is straight and unassuming, the Stronic-G packs a punch. It has a curved head that rubs against my g-spot. Read the Stronic-G Pulsator review here. You can buy the Stronic-G from the stores below:
Favorite Butt Toys
nJoy Pure Plug
Though butt plugs aren’t usually “my thing” there are several that truly stand out. My wife likes butt plugs and she’s given the nJoy Pure Plug a hearty, “Get it!” That being said, though it hasn’t gone in my butt, it’s a favorite among reviewers and my wife is not new to butt play. I haven’t reviewed it but if you want to purchase the nJoy Pure Plug, you can get all three sizes at the links below:
Lovehoney| Small|Medium|Large|Extra Large
Shevibe|Small|Medium|Large|Extra Large
Betty’s Toy Box|Small|Medium|Large
B-Vibe Snug Plug
The B-Vibe Snug Plugs were some of the first I could comfortably wear outside. I bought them with my wife when we went to visit her home city. These plugs are heavy, the insides have balls that move, and the necks are very, very thing with a base that nestles between your cheeks. They come in four sizes. I found the first and second were the most comfortable. I haven’t reviewed them yet but if you want to purchase them, you can do so here:
Betty’s Toy Box|Snug Plug 1|Snug Plug 2|Snug Plug 3|Snug Plug 4
Lovehoney|Snug Plug 1|Snug Plug 2|Snug Plug 3
Favorite Partnered Sex Toys
We-Vibe Chorus
In my relationship every sex toy is a “partnered toy.” However, the We-Vibe Chorus was designed to be worn during intercourse. Whether that’s with a penis or a dildo, or, hell, wearing it by yourself in public, the Chorus is up for anything. This little do-dad is remote controlled AND app-controlled which allows for some public play. If you want to add a little something to intercourse, the Chorus is a good place to go. You can get the Chorus at the following sites:
Other
Favorite Lube
Butter’s
Before The Butter’s Hygienics lube I’d never used an oil-based lube before. I’m hooked. The Butter’s was kind enough to send me one of each of their three oil-based lubes to try and the Aloe x Shea was my favorite, though they’re all great. You can read my review of the Aloe x Shea lube here; read my review of the Cocoa Butter Lube here, and my review of – and this has got to be my favorite title – Palm Grease for D*ck Stroking, Fist F*cking, and Other High Viscosity Needs here.
Sliquid H2O Lube
Although I wasn’t a fan of Sliquid lube at first, it’s come to grow on me. There is now a wide variety of Sliquid lubes including silicone, water-based, and organic, to name a few. If you’re looking for lube for your first time, Sliquid H20 water-based lube will work wonders. I gave it a not-so-great review here but now that I’ve used it so much, I’d encourage you to give it a go. You can purchase Sliquid H20 water-based lube at the following stores:
Sutil Lube
Love this shit. It comes in a wide variety of sizes and I use it more than any other lube. I haven’t reviewed it yet, but you can buy it at the following sites:
KinkLab Neon Wand Electrosex Kit
This kit is insane. Also known as the “Violet Wand,” this toy is now a staple in our bedroom. I was scared of it, at first, but now love having it used on me – especially on my nipples, and I love using it on my partner and seeing her reaction. There’s a huge variety of the intensity of this toy and each wand shape gives you a different feeling than the one before. I haven’t reviewed this yet but you can find the KinkLab Neon Wand Electrosex Kit here at Stockroom.
Buy the KinkLab Neon Wand Electrosex Kit from Stockroom