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Look at Me – I’m a Goddamn Artist
This isn’t a review post, but I just had to introduce my new idea: sex toy-inspired paintings. I’ve been having a goddamn ball painting, and it’s even MORE FUN to do it to match the sex toys that I review. Here are the first few. Pictured are the Dame Arc and Peachu and my fucking […]
Sex Magic Grimoire – A Jaw-Dropping Journey Into Sacred Masturbation #1
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Sensational Scrunched Toes
Awesome & Unique Valentine’s Day Sex Toys for Self-or-Partnered Sex
Looking for some Valentine’s Day sex toys for partnered or solo sex? Here are some ideas for you!
Effortless Orgasm Delivered – Honey Play Box Joi Vibrator Review
Oh, Bob, this toy blew me away. I hesitated to try it because I’d never worked with Honey Play Box before, but their toy was the bomb. First Impressions of the Incredibly Intense Honey Play Box Joi I love working with foreign companies because they are often hits. When Honey Play Box offered me the […]
Blow Job Machines: Adventures With “Male” Sex Toys
Before being a sex blogger, I felt bad for people with penises’ masturbation lives. While I was aware of some mainstream male masturbation sleeve makers, I thought a cis man’s masturbation time must be so dull. Sure, things go in your butt, but at least people with vaginas had many more options. Because I wasn’t […]
Affordable Carl Caterpillar Thrusting Dildo, Necklace Vibrator, and G-Spot Vibrator Review
I was sent three toys by Bestvibe for review. One was a hit, one was a miss, and one shouldn’t have been a necklace.
Limba Flex, Stronic Petite, & Sundaze Review – Unique Toys
First Impressions of Fun Factory’s No-Nonsense Innovation I’m super excited to talk about the Stronic Petite and Stronic Sundaze. Both are newer toys (Petite is the most recent) and are designed similarly. There are a lot of Stronic toys in the Stronic line, like the *Petite, Surf, Real, *Sundaze, Stronic G, and Bi-Fusion. The Fun Factory Lima Flex is a […]
Shameless Slim Review – An Easy Sex Machine
The royal blue, 9″ sex toy Shameless Slim delivers quite the (literal) punch.