It’s time for another Betty’s Toy Box review, and today, I’m thrilled to talk about the Bel Air Bombshell rabbit vibrator. First Impressions Sex toys from Betty’s Toy Box arrive in unassuming packages, leaving everything to the imagination. The Bel Air Bombshell rabbit vibrator comes in sturdy packaging with a clear front to see what […]
Peachu: A Remarkably Disappointing Review
Look at that big, orange blob of disappointment!
Look at Me – I’m a Goddamn Artist
This isn’t a review post, but I just had to introduce my new idea: sex toy-inspired paintings. I’ve been having a goddamn ball painting, and it’s even MORE FUN to do it to match the sex toys that I review. Here are the first few. Pictured are the Dame Arc and Peachu and my fucking […]
Sex Magic Grimoire – A Jaw-Dropping Journey Into Sacred Masturbation #1
Follow my experience with Sex Magic!
Sensational Scrunched Toes
Awesome & Unique Valentine’s Day Sex Toys for Self-or-Partnered Sex
Looking for some Valentine’s Day sex toys for partnered or solo sex? Here are some ideas for you!
Effortless Orgasm Delivered – Honey Play Box Joi Vibrator Review
Oh, Bob, this toy blew me away. I hesitated to try it because I’d never worked with Honey Play Box before, but their toy was the bomb. First Impressions of the Incredibly Intense Honey Play Box Joi I love working with foreign companies because they are often hits. When Honey Play Box offered me the […]
Blow Job Machines: Adventures With “Male” Sex Toys
Before being a sex blogger, I felt bad for people with penises’ masturbation lives. While I was aware of some mainstream male masturbation sleeve makers, I thought a cis man’s masturbation time must be so dull. Sure, things go in your butt, but at least people with vaginas had many more options. Because I wasn’t […]
Affordable Carl Caterpillar Thrusting Dildo, Necklace Vibrator, and G-Spot Vibrator Review
I was sent three toys by Bestvibe for review. One was a hit, one was a miss, and one shouldn’t have been a necklace.
Limba Flex, Stronic Petite, & Sundaze Review – Unique Toys
First Impressions of Fun Factory’s No-Nonsense Innovation I’m super excited to talk about the Stronic Petite and Stronic Sundaze. Both are newer toys (Petite is the most recent) and are designed similarly. There are a lot of Stronic toys in the Stronic line, like the *Petite, Surf, Real, *Sundaze, Stronic G, and Bi-Fusion. The Fun Factory Lima Flex is a […]