I started an Onlyfans a few months ago and worked with it diligently. Then, life got upended and my dedication to my sex work drifted. Part of the problem was that I have body image issues and I’m quickly gaining weight. But, I’d also bought a lot of lingerie. In the spirit of not-wasting clothing […]
REVIEW: Romp Shine
Ohhh, you guys, I’m going to do something that brings me no pleasure; this review is not favorable to the Romp Shine, an oral sex simulator toy. Now, here’s the deal: I could not charge either toy, so I don’t have a standard review for you today. Instead, I will tell you why this toy […]
Where Sex Toys Gather
Hey all! Welcome to A Bundle of Sex Toys, a sex toy roundup that is a collection of sex toy reviews, giveaways and sex articles posted from the past week or so. The purpose of this roundup is to get all those sex-positive reviews from around the web in one place. The guidelines are short […]
REVIEW: Melt by We-Vibe
First Impressions and Packaging Let’s Get Physical Materials, Care, and Keeping We-Vibe Melt in Action My Experience with Melt by We-Vibe Final Thoughts Where to purchase the We-Vibe Melt First Impression I love anything, and everything We-Vibe packaged. The Melt by We-Vibe-an oral sex simulator-was no exception. It came in a sturdy box that I’ll […]
#Sinful Sunday: Stretch Marks on My Thighs
Stretch marks from birth control landscape on my thighs.
I Proposed to My Fiancee
Today I got on my knee, butt naked, and proposed to my girlfriend while we were both skyclad. (The way we usually are around the house.) I gave her a ring that was too small and a promise to spend my life with her. A few months ago I sold my car and moved to […]
My Favorite Type of Foreplay (TMI Tuesday)
When I was younger I heard a lot of hype about foreplay. However, I found that I can get myself off much better than other people can. While I was dating men I would forego foreplay for PIV sex because it was not something I could do myself. I can get myself off just fine […]
Masturbation Monday: Things in My Butt
I thought my butt was off-limits when I first started out with sex toys. Because I didn’t understand the pleasure ones’ ass can bring, I thought anal-play was for gay men and gay men only. Now, however, my girlfriend and I both enjoy it. Don’t Put a Vibrator in Your Ass I started out by […]
REVIEW: Palm Grease for D*ck Stroking w/ Disclaimer
First Impressions DISCLAIMER: Since I posted it, the owner’s personal Twitter feed, which was public, revealed a series of regular misogynistic Tweets. Please consider this before purchasing. You’ll note that recently I was given the Butters Original Lube Aloe x Shea and it opened up a whole new world for me and jacking off in […]
[Hitachi] Magic Wand Original
The Magic Wand Original was my first sex toy. It wasn’t even really mine, but was given to my girlfriend by her foster mother. Neither one of us knew how to use it and we were appalled by the size of the head. Years later, as a sex toy reviewer, it might seem silly to […]