This is going to be a relatively short review because it’s a short toy. I joke, it’s going to be short because you can only say so much about an butt  plug that keeps slipping the fuck out of your ass. If you’re going to take anything from this review, take this: a butt toy is of no use when it’s no longer inside of your butt. Wise words (she says about herself).

Initial Thoughts: When Tantus asked me what kind of toys I’d like to review I told them I’d like a smallish butt plug. I love fingers up my ass and I want to explore my sexuality with my butt. My mother always told me not to stick anything up my ass; that the butt is a one-way street but she was wrong. I fucking love sticking things up my ass! I don’t know when or how I discovered my love for anal play (I vaguely remember a finger in a shower). With this in mind, Tantus sent me the Little Flirt. Whelp, this was pretty much as big as a finger, not quite as big as my little thumb (I have small fingers). Little did I know that it’s actually possible for a plug to be too small for an asshole. Now, I’ve had many things too big for my butt, like a Blush Novelties Candy Hearts coming up no time soon, because that shit is way too big for me to take in. But this toy, the Little Flirt, was not too big. In fact, it was not big enough. (Can you tell with my excessive use of italics that I feel very passionate about this toy?)

The Good: The fact that this is a tiny little plug drew me to it. Well, it drew Tantus to choosing to send it to me. It didn’t hurt going in at all; which I found pleasantly surprising. Usually I have to coax it in my ass while my ass protests it’s butt off (see what I did there?). I have a problem with ass play, even though I fucking love it; I tense up whenever I know something is going to go up there. It takes for fucking ever to convince my ass that it truly does, in fact, want something to go up it instead of out of it. It didn’t take much coaxing to get my butt to accept this cute Little Flirt. And it’s purple, pearly purple…those are the only two things that I can put under the “positives.” The ease of insertion was a pleasant surprise, my butt usually wants to reject anything that tries to go up there. My butt was under severe peer pressure when my mother told me never to stick something up my butt. Maybe if I didn’t grow up thinking it was a bad thing to do I’d be able to take, say, the Mustang.

The Bad: I first tried this toy early on in my bronchitis phase and I literally coughed that little fucker out of my ass. Seriously. I now know why they have the inmates in “Orange is the New Black” spread their cheeks and cough; it’s because it MAKES EVERYTHING FLY OUT OF YOUR ASS. I’ve never had that problem with my vag and that thing can stretch a lot easier. Actually, I don’t recall coughing with something in my vagina #IdeaForAFutureTime #MaybeThatsNotNecessary

I think part of the problem is that the neck of the butt plug is so tiny and similar in size to the middle of the toy that it just slips right out. That, and it’s not well designed. It came out way too easily. There’s such a small difference between the largest part of the toy and the neck that it may as well be a straight little toy. As I said above, my ass is a little guy who doesn’t take too kindly to things going up it. You’d think that my tight asshole wouldn’t want to open again, for fear of having another thing shoved up there. But, it didn’t. It didn’t hold on tight, even when I wasn’t coughing; that’s not good, bro.

It didn’t even feel good coming out, something that I super look forward to with a butt toy. For starters, I like pooping and it feel a lot like pooping; for another (of something-or-other), it didn’t feel like a release of any kind. Usually, even when I can’t come, I revel in the feeling of the toy being released   but even that wasn’t there. It just felt like I relaxed a little, if that makes sense…

As for a plug that you can wear around the house? I’m not buying it. That’s bull. I mean, come on, you can’t walk around with something that shape in your ass. Not the toy itself but the shape of the base. Sure, it’s smallish and shaped like an ass crack but my butt cheeks are not that spread apart. Now, I’m not skinny but I’m not obese and Little Flirt won’t flippin’ fit comfortably between my butt cheeks. I mean, come on, these aren’t anal beads, it’s meant to stay in, unless I’m horribly wrong and I don’t think I am (at least, for my body).

The Boring Stuff: Little Flirt weighs in at 0.8″ x 3-3/4″, a cute, tiny little thing that doesn’t pack the punch that is claimed.

I’ve been asked to address the material. It’s 100{3f7c80553853438a366aef0b7e76dba6b33433c1f55cb64b62d723dc82ff4775} silicone which makes it totally body safe and non-porous. It’s also incredibly easy to clean: You can either boil it, wash it with soap, or stick it in the dishwasher. The latter is my favorite way to clean my toys.

TL;DR? Way too tiny, bro. Even for my tight asshole.  (Quite the image, huh?) Little guy wants nothing more than to escape out of my ass.

Who would like this toy? Dunno. Honestly, dunno. It comes out way too easily. While I wanted to say that a beginner would benefit from it, that’s may not be true, considering the damn thing doesn’t stay in le asshole as untrained as mine. Maybe you have the worlds tightest asshole and can the risk of getting a toy that may be a total flop. I don’t know that there’s an asshole tight enough for the Little Flirt… Of course, I could be terribly wrong but if my body is like your body (totally is, isn’t it?) then this is a major fail of a butt plug.

You can get the Little Flirt directly from Tantus or from Shevibe by clicking on the banners below. I must say, Tantus does have excellent sales. While you’re there checking out the Little Flirt, have a look around, I’m sure you’ll find something you could use.

 

I’d give this toy a 2.5 out of 5. This doesn’t necessarily make this toy a bad toy, it just means it wasn’t good for me and it may not be good for you, either.