On Her Back presents:

The Thundering Thor’s “Super Hung Hero Hammer”

I expected a bit more “bang!” than what Doc Johnson’s The Hammer gave me but it was still pretty hot, being fucked by a powerful and mythical instrument. While it’s nothing compared to the Hulk’s Penis or Vixen’s Maverick it’s still somewhat filling.

Ever since the first Thor movie and later with the Avengers I’ve been hot for Thor. I would watch the scene where he took off his shirt and wish I could touch that man. Now I have something close to it, though I expected it to be much larger.

The packaging was very busy, with comic-like drawings that featured Thor’s hand, mightily wielding his majestical hammer, the one that was supposed to “summon orgasms.” Whelp, it didn’t, it was just “meh.” Honestly, I’d say that the packaging was more interesting than the dildo itself.

The Good:

They probs didn’t intend their product to be used this way, because I would imagine they’d post this but the Hammer can be turned upside down and be ridden like a pony! How cool is that? No suction cup/base required, this toy takes care of that in its own special way.

Beyond that, this dildo is nothing special. It’s silicone which is a major plus, “health-grade” Doc Johnson’s website declares. Considering it was this company that put out the James Deen dildo that failed the Dildology test. 

What I’d put down as a con in my book would be the lack of texture though that may be something that is perfect for the person next to me. Because of Thor’s MASSIVE base the toy is anal safe.

The Bad

Unless I held it by the hammer part, the hammer part kept pulling down the toy which, surprisingly, didn’t do anything for my g-spot. There was no added stimulation like, anywhere. It was a very subtly textured toy that didn’t give me anything other than something to kinda fill my vagina with.

I had a lot of fun playing with this toy. While I wouldn’t consider it a “luxury” toy (though they don’t say it is) I’d say its a fun toy to own if you’re a collector or have the hots for the mythical Thor or the very real Chris Hemsworth.

I had some hope that the ridge on the end of the dildo would provide some g-spot stimulation (though I knew it was unlikely) and it def  didn’t.

The Boring Stuff:

•Total Length: 9”,

Usable Length: 6.5”,

Width: 1.6”,

Circumference: 5.02”

Thor’s Hammer didn’t pack a wallop with only 6.5″ (says my wanna-be size-queen vagina) but it was mighty impressive to look at!

The silicone was super pliable; I suspect it’s because of the weight of the hammer head that it went all floppy when I held upside down.

The Final Ruling:

This dildo is nothing special, but that also means that this is not a bad product. While I wouldn’t spend $84 on (Thor’s) Hammer, I’m not saying you shouldn’t either. This is a simple dildo (well, minus the Hammer head) and while I couldn’t feel the texture much, someone else may be able to. I’d say this is a good toy for a beginner or someone who wants something fun and not too extreme.

TL;DR?

Nothing special. It’s a fun toy to add to ones collection but it’s not something I’d take out of my toy box to have a fun night with. Maybe the other Super (Hung) Heroes would make a better fuck.

You can get The Hammer from here Good Vibrations. Folks, it was kinda my pleasure 😉