It’s been over three months since I last posted, and I apologize for that. A lot has happened during that time. I got a full-time job as a manager and then I quit. I got a new job and I was let go. Temp work has been coming and going and throughout this time I’ve had very little interest in sex, though I did get a male partner and fucked my little heart out without one orgasm. That ended somewhat quickly after he said he wouldn’t date me b/c I’m on so many psychiatric medications. I’m still friends with him because I’m friends with all his roommates, but that was majorly fucked up.

I have since ended it with him because I respect myself too much to lend my body to him. But, now I’m back, peeps! And I’m going to fuck my little heart out so I have content for you all. I have mountains of notes from when I was interested in sex so I just need another test run with le toys and then I can write super-fucking-awesome reviews for you!

Are you excite? Well, get excited because most of the toys I have for review don’t suck, though there was one toy that came with a condescending note from the manufacturer. Not cool, bro. Not cool. Little things like that really do affect the experience I have with that toy. You’ll see the note soon enough and I think you’ll be as appalled as I was when I opened the package and read their little opinion on how I should write my review.

Anywhoo, I have fun things in store for you and I hope you’re as excited as I am to read and–in my case, fuck–these toys for you. Long live my vagina, and I hope to help make your genitals as happy as mine often are.

Go fuck yourself <3