The RealCock2 Dirk Dildo – A Review

As a reviewer, receiving a toy you’ve been drooling over for years is always a thrill. Enter: RealCock2 and RealDoll. While RealDoll produces incredibly expensive but well-made and durable, life-size silicone dolls to fuck, RealCock2 addresses the main function head-on without extra baggage. 

I had the pleasure of reviewing a sex doll a few years ago, and it was a thrill. In the divorce, I lost the doll, but with that doll, I had an outlet to use many of my toys. 

I Own a RealDoll/Realcock2 Dildo!

When RealDoll accepted me into the review program, I was stunned. This was a years-long goal of mine to review for them. Even better,  I got to choose my silicone cock and customize it. The RealCock2 Dirk Dildo is highly customizable, as are the other dicks in this line, up to freckles and skin shade on the shaft and the head.

Because RealDoll and RealCock2’s are customizable, and because I’m a reviewer and understandably, getting this toy to me was less important than getting it to a paying customer, I waited months. I read reviews and was told by the company that it does take a while because the toys are all made ON THE SPOT. However, as a paying customer, yours will likely come much sooner than mine.

I chose the RealCock2 Dirk dildo for my pleasure. It’s long, which is what I look for in a toy. Starting, I thought I wanted girth because that glorious feeling of being “filled up” is to die for. However, I quickly learned that I was activating another pleasure center when my large-cocked boyfriend fucked me: my A-Spot. Long toys, preferably thinner than not, are ideal for reaching the a-spot (anterior fornix) and a delight to have pounded. 

The RealCock2 Dirk realistic dildo is long and reasonably thick. While it’s not easy to get it inside my medically-tight vagina, it’s so fucking worth it. I was startled and slightly discouraged when I saw it in person. I was concerned that I could not get it into me for a comfortable review.

Before we delve into my experience, though, let’s take a good look at the Dirk RealCock2 dildo. 

A Look at the Dirk RealCock2

The Dirk RealCock2 is a massive hunk of triple-density, high-quality silicone. Gone are the days of single-density, and the days of dual-density are reigning. However, triple-density?? Yes, p lease. More, please. 

Like a real cock, I can pinch the outside skin on the shaft and pull it away from the core. It’s probably unpleasant, but my Dirk doesn’t mind, so I squeeze. It’s amazing how realistic the stretch is off the shaft. The shaft has a firm inner core and a squishy head. Tantus Super-Soft dildos are most comfortable inside me.

Furthermore, the damn balls float in the fucking nut sack of the toy, and that shit moves. Independently. No joke, it’s wild. Now, every time I touch the Dirk RealCock2, I have to handle the silicone testicles like I’m juggling Ben Wa balls. 

RealCock2 excels at packaging. It comes in a discreet box with no indication of what’s inside. *Double heart emoji* The actual cock is in a sturdy, protective box that is worth keeping if you’re the type, like me, who hoards. Nevertheless, I tossed the packaging a few weeks after unwrapping the Dirk because I’m trying to, you know, not hoard. It was hard to eliminate that box, but I had the Star of the Show: the actual Dirk RealCock2.

Care and Keeping of the RealCock2

All of the RealCock2s are made of high-grade silicone. Silicone is body-safe, meaning all it takes to clean it is a wash with soap and water. There aren’t natural creases to the Dirk RealCock2, but taking a toy-dedicated, soapy toothbrush to the dildo can make sharing the RealCock2 Dirk, or transitioning it from ass to vag, can give a greater peace of mind. 

If you don’t trust soap and water, soak them in a 1:10 bleach-to-water solution for ten minutes. As with all my toys, I find it easier to stick them on the top shelf of the dishwasher and let the washer have them. It’s a much more manageable, lazier way, and because of this, the washer has my hardcore approval. 

Lube

My go-to lubricant for penetrative sex is a hybrid silicone-water mix. It lasts longer and runs smoother. So far, this mix has not hurt my toys. However, I’m not taking that chance with the RealCock2 Dirk. For me, it’s water-based lube all the way. Silicone has one Kryptonite: silicone lubricant. Silicone lube can break down the silicone of a dildo, rendering it unusable or unsafe. Water-based lube is always safe. If you’re feeling adventurous and want to try silicone lube, put a drop on the bottom of the toy. 

Experience with the RealCock2

The first I ever came from “penetration” by a dildo was with a cheap TPU, realistic dildo that absorbed the blue of the toy beside it. Yikes. Not knowing that I was putting something potentially harmful in my body, I slathered that fake cock with lube and shoved it in me. In those days, I could fit anything up to the Captain. I wish I’d used more giant toys when my vagina could accommodate them! 

I put “coming by penetration” in quotes because internal stimulation is hardly what made me cum. Instead, I turned the dildo upside down so that the balls hit my clit, and with that repeated thumping of the balls against my clit, coupled with the deep pounding, I came. 

When I unwrapped the Dirk, I looked at it and thought, “Maybe these are The Balls.” They were rugged silicone like the dildo I used the first time I came from penetration. However, the swing of the balls against my clit, not too hard, was terrific. Well, mostly, it was slapping the dildo against my cunt. It’s hot AF, though.

Autoimmune Disease Challenges

As we know by now, I suffer from a rare(ish) autoimmune vulvar disease that makes penetration painful, is actively fusing my labia, and I have vaginismus`. This isn’t going to stop me from fucking myself. Instead, I’ve taken, with the diagnosis, to listen to my body better. For the most part, I’m not hurting myself. I knew the Dirk wasn’t something I was going to take quickly, so I made that shit mine.

I slapped it against my cunt, simulating the feeling I got from the slapping of balls that made me come. I could put it on a pillow and grind against it, my favorite thing. The realism made it all the more pleasurable.

While I didn’t get an opportunity to test this out, having a partner suck the Dirk as my dick, nestled in a harness, would be heavenly.

I would say this toy is a beast, and I’d be right. It’s pretty big, but I have more ridiculous toys (see the following review). The Dirk is attainable, and that’s why it’s so fabulous. There are smaller cocks to choose from and more enormous cocks. You’ll find something for you. There are much more significant RealCock2s like the James or Bruce, and, fortunately, the RealCock2 dildos come in three different “skin-shades.”

Hell, if you’re like me and have a vagina, get a doll like I did to fuck. I took great pleasure in using a strap-on with my sex doll (that I had to leave behind when I moved out during the divorce), and thrusting with the Dirk as part of my body, or thrusting into a doll’s orifice, is the bomb.

Price of the Dirk Realcock2 & RealDolls

The price of the Realcock2 Dirk dildo is astounding but completely understandable. Since each toy is customizable and made upon order, it will cost more. On top of that, to have moving balls and a triple-density shaft, it’s a surprise that this gets the $1k territory with enough modifications. 

If you like me, getting a RealCock2 was unique enough, and if I had the money to spare, I’d hands-down get a doll myself – they’re stunning and realistic. If I were to buy a RealCock2 or RealDoll myself, I sure af would customize that shit. Suppose I’m paying that much for a dildo; yeah, I’m going to pay a little extra to make it PERFECT. 

Given how expensive high-quality silicone dual-density toys are among other companies, it’s a surprise that an intricate toy like the Dirk RealCock2 costs so much. The price could undoubtedly be more affordable. Most of us will never have the pleasure of owning a RealCock2 or RealDoll because of financial constraints (but I have a coupon code for you at the end of the review!). 

Should You Get the RealCock2? 

Do you have money to invest in a RealCock2? If so, go the fuck for it, dude. I mean, this is one-of-a-kind, literally, and the best realistic dildo I’ve ever come across. If you have even more money, get a damn doll. Why not? The RealCock2 is undoubtedly more discreet, but either is worth it. 

If the Dirk isn’t right for you, they’ve got. a whole damn line AND female sex dolls and male sex dolls. Plus, they have fuckable pussies and assholes if you can’t dish out enough for an entire doll or get a full-on torso to fuck! And to top it off, they also create uber-realistic feet to have your way with! Hell, you can even have porn stars you may enjoy watching.

Look at their bestselling dolls and RealCock2s to find the right one! Get creative and make your fantasy come to fruition.

With male sex dolls like the Nate 4.0, the Michael (all the male dolls have lighter skin), or the Nick 3.0, you’re likely to find one that’ll suit your needs. Hell, if RealDoll ever sent me a male RealDoll, I’d fuck i t as an AFAB individual. If I was given a female doll like Olivia 2.0, you bet your ass I’d be all over that.

Use the coupon code “ONHERBACK” for 20% off your purchase. Trust me, it’s worth it. 

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