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Sinful Sunday – A Moment of Happiness
I haven’t announced this publicly, but my wife told me she was divorcing me the day after I got out of the psych ward in May (I was having a grippy-sock vacation for a week). I’m struggling and have been going up and down. My mood today was pretty good b/c I distracted myself, but […]
A Staggering Disappointment: Huntington Beach Vibrator Review – Why?
The Huntington Beach Vibrator sent to me by Betty’s Toy Box review is up for review! Betty’s Toy Box is an online relater that was up for an AVN award this year. They don’t use gendered language; their toys are body-safe and dedicated to helping people find pleasure. (There’s also a BTB Canada edition: Naughty […]
Weird Banana Vibrator, Awkward Octopus, and Crazy Licker Vibe Review
Let’s Get Started Back with another Bestvibe review, and, as usual, some were a hit, and others were a miss. As a reviewer, I usually choose toys I will enjoy. I know my body, and many readers like what I like. If it’s a weird toy, however, I’m all for it whether or not I […]
Fun Factory Toys – A List of 22 Amazing Sex Toys
Intro to Fun Factory as a Manufacturer There are sex toys, and then there are Fun Factory toys. Fun Factory is a well-known and respected adult toy manufacturer creating high-quality products for over 20 years. Their commitment to innovation, quality, and pleasure is evident in their products, and they make some of my favorites. I’ve […]
How to Get the Most Out Strap-On Sex: 7 Tips
Strap-on sex can be fun for anyone of any gender. The illustrated picture depicts lookalike sex toys by popular brands
A Bargain Toy & Reliable Toy – OG Pro 2 & P. Cat Review
One of these toys was a hit, and the other? A huge miss.
A Fantastic Feast of a Toy – Bel Air Bombshell Review
It’s time for another Betty’s Toy Box review, and today, I’m thrilled to talk about the Bel Air Bombshell rabbit vibrator. First Impressions Sex toys from Betty’s Toy Box arrive in unassuming packages, leaving everything to the imagination. The Bel Air Bombshell rabbit vibrator comes in sturdy packaging with a clear front to see what […]
Peachu: A Remarkably Disappointing Review
Look at that big, orange blob of disappointment!
Look at Me – I’m a Goddamn Artist
This isn’t a review post, but I just had to introduce my new idea: sex toy-inspired paintings. I’ve been having a goddamn ball painting, and it’s even MORE FUN to do it to match the sex toys that I review. Here are the first few. Pictured are the Dame Arc and Peachu and my fucking […]